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No Hotdogging Around

Posted by on December 9, 2012

This past week at school has been intense. Not because of the students or, miraculously, the administrators. I’m in the final countdown of the number of classes until my little ghetto brats take their finals. In the upcoming week, I’ve three more days with my A classes and only two more with the Bs.  Fortunately, the only good thing that has come from the overemphasis of testing is that my B classes are a day ahead; so they’ll both finish up equally.

Nonetheless, in the last three class meetings leading up to the finals, I’m presenting new information without much moment of pause. I’d slowed down the pacing in the beginning of the semester in order to tutor my students during class time since the vast majority cannot fit tutoring in their teenage angst-ridden schedule or reconcile it as part of their habitual motivations. Now I can no longer afford the luxury of having them to do majority of their work in class, which means (gasp!) they actually have to complete their work outside of class, whether it’s at home or not.

This’ll be an intense time for me as well. One of the major goals that I accomplished by Friday morning was putting the final touches on the semester study guide and getting the guide photocopied to offer to the students. Out of all the students on Friday, only a handful in the last class of the day requested to have their study guide this coming Tuesday. I was impressed at least with the acknowledgement of most of the students that it was better to have their study guides sooner rather than later, especially since I warned them that we probably would not have any time during class to work on it together.

Saturday, my normal routine changed, but I remained just as busy. I started my morning writing, then I took a luxurious hour to work on three paintings. I’d checked out “How to Draw Magic and Fantasy” from the school library, but I only flipped through it since the weather was so beautiful that I could indulge in painting. I do all my sketching for when it’s too cold to go out on the balcony and paint. I then went to the capoeira studio to wait for the guy bringing 30 rental chairs for the last event that I’m hosting in that space.

After arranging the chairs in a circle, which is this month’s theme, I dashed off to pick up my new prescription glasses. I jokingly told the optometrist that I was merely swapping one set of birth control glasses with the next, but truthfully I’d picked out a stylish pair of new specs this time. I dashed from there to the library for a screening of “The Inconvenient Truth about Waiting for Superman.”

About 30 of us turned out for the hourlong film. I appreciated that the audience was small enough to allow for a good discussion, but large enough to have parents, students and educators mixed in. Viewing that movie, I felt more empowered about the work I’m doing in the classroom, given how there’s a national conspiracy against both public schools and veteran teachers. It’s no coincidence that, depending on the class, my student population ranges from 60 to 80+% at risk students. Thanks to the war against teachers two years ago, my class size has exploded, which means even less time can be dedicated per student. Now, the growing trend has been to intimidate veteran teachers into quitting or early retirement, starting with sudden negative evaluations, placing them on “growth plans” and other tactics to discourage veteran teachers who are more likely to call out questionable practices and cost more money.

Following the housing bust of three years ago, education is now poised as the biggest untapped market for hedgefund managers. In addition to the lucrative market represented by standardized testing, taking over public school space and monies in the form of corporation-run charter schools is the new money-making venture.

Essentially, corporations have far more money to lobby the politicians, who will readily throw working-class and poor parents under the bus along with their kids. As a charter school, they can cherry-pick the students who will give them the high scores on standardized tests. If the selected students don’t perform well, then they kick them out of the charter school, retaining the “good” students who increase the overall test scores and concentrating the at risk students in regular public schools. And for all the corporate money and deck stacking, their students overall are not better educated in vast numbers as one would expect, given the fact that virtually none of the corporate-run charters accept students with learning disabilities or English fluency issues.

Part of the reason is that, like a business, corporate-run charters attempt to keep costs low. Inexperienced teachers are cheaper and as soon as they burn out, then the business can just hire the latest batch of inexpensive, energetic, inexperienced teachers to educate the cherry-picking.  Disgusting.

The ray of hope at the end of the discussion was the fact that the recently elected school board members are against this latest corporate-run charter and will have the ability to stop the spread of the infection. In addition, there is a survey available that anyone can weigh in on about the newfangled standardized test, STAAR. I cannot wait to share my  two cents!

After the meeting, I quickly whipped up my lunch for the week, and got myself together to go shopping with some capoeira friends and then hangout at a sports bar. One of my ulterior motives for being a part of girls’ night out was to survey other women about a certain sexual practice, which we codenamed “eating hotdogs.” As with virtually any sexual conversation, we had a lively discussion, arriving at 10 pros and 28 cons of eating hotdogs. I’m eventually going to type up my findings for a piece which I plan to read at the Austin Writers Roulette in February, which is themed “Cupid’s Naughty Secrets.”

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