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No Mo’ Mouse in My House

I

Had

A mouse

In my house

Tried to glue it

That didn’t do it

Spread poison from hell

Waited for the smell

Stench never came

I was going insane

Even looked for its ass

So many days had passed

I know I’d seen what I saw

I don’t drink that much tequila

Almost resorted to getting a cat

Comforted myself, “At least it’s no rat”

You scurrying lil’ bastard, listen clear

I’m the biggest damn mammal here

Tip-toeing around like a big sissy

All the while feeling quite pissy

Moved furniture to sweep shit

Saw so much nearly had a fit

I knew its ass was mine

Just a matter of time

Death finally came

It lay slain

Hah-

La-

Lu-

     Ja