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Magic Jack ATX<\/strong> relived the classic blind date bad date.<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n He even brought a box of cookies to share with fellow poets.<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n Birdman 313<\/strong> revisited the classic Facebook bad date with a woman even bigger than he.<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n Daniel Davila<\/strong> recounted the three out of nine lives of a dating cat.<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n Lila McCall <\/strong>shared her frat boy blind date story, which started out with a simple question: \u201cHow bad could it be?\u201d Pretty bad, as it turned out!<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n Allyson Whipple <\/strong>told the audience about\u00a0coitus\u00a0interruptus\u00a0<\/em>when a guy\u2019s parents suddenly appear.<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n Host Teresa Y. Roberson <\/strong>suggested for men to avoid another boring Valentine\u2019s Day bad date by scheduling a vasectomy.<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n Thom the World Poet<\/strong>, accompanied by Magic Jack ATX<\/strong> and Daniel Davila<\/strong>, recited a series of entertaining missed love connections. One rejection went like this: \u201cI don\u2019t know you.\u201d \u201cI don\u2019t know myself either.\u201d<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n After Thom the World Poet <\/strong>left the stage, the music\u00a0segued into an original Magic Jack ATX <\/strong>love song jazzy composition, \u201cIt\u2019ll Come to You.\u201d<\/a> Audience members were invited during the intermission to sign up for the open mic. 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