Esquina Fundraiser 2015

1 group shot

One of the best things about having an outgoing personality is my ability to make friends wherever I show up. I’d arrived at the venue relatively early just to get a good parking space. I ended up getting a good table as well. However, none of the friends I’d hoped to invite to sit with me showed up.  All was not a loss. I simply made new friends.

rose petals 2

We’d all taken dance lessons at Esquina at one point or another. So, we all had that much in common. Beyond that, most of us worked for nonprofits. Most importantly, they all came set with plenty of red wine to share.  How could we not become fast friends–at least for the night?

rose petals

Beyond wine-induced happiness, we all were surrounded by a festive mood, good live and recorded music and lots of dancing. We warmed up with a little tango, but the party really came alive when the salsa/cumbia band started playing.

bicep shot

I’ve often regarded tango as a high-brow dance whereas salsa and cumbia were more for the ordinary folk. Plus, the rules change. Women don’t have to wait to be asked to dance like tango. I readily pounced on the opportunity to ask male friends to dance and made new dance partner friends as well.

Free Museum Day 2015

1 Blanton

Since “free” continues to be my favorite price, I visited three museums for Austin’s annual free museum day. Initially, I was disappointed a temporary installation had not arrived at the first museum. Nonetheless, I went upstairs and this sign rewarded my efforts.  A few months ago, I declared myself an adult fairy tale writer. Since then, I’ve been reading several critical works about the fairy tale structure, including my current thick book, which is Maria Tatar’s annotated collection of the Grimm Brothers’ fairy tales. My “discovery” of this haunting collection felt like the fairies rewarding me for faithfully climbing all those stairs despite my initial disappointment.

2 AWR sign

I was the resident expert, giving a brief summary of some of the lesser known fairy tales that were represented such as “Six Swans.” Catacorner to the first museum I’d visited was my second stop. One vendor’s table had an interactive artists’ board. They invited the public to write our favorite Austin thing on a rectangular swatch of cloth with a fabric pen and/or permanent marker. I used a silvery pen on my chosen swatch, adding my creation to the board. Then I toured the temporary exhibit about a failed French colony off the Texas Gulf coast.

4 AWR sign

Even though I enjoyed hearing the story of the La Belle via the short video lesson, my perfectionist thoughts about the unreadable Austin Writers Roulette sign preoccupied me. I finished viewing the special exhibits room then added more to my AWR sign. I’ll just see if that increases my audience.

At my third and final museum visit, I’d just missed the drumming, but still enjoyed the installation, which consisted mostly of broken tile mosaics on a box with some intact square tiles that had been painted on. The artist’s other works were wall-sized pieces, depicting racially charged scenes, involving law enforcement, minority males and white supremacy.

In another part of the museum, teens who had entered or who were at high-risk of entering the system were given the opportunity to write poetry, create songs, take pictures and make paintings to bring their narrative to the public. Juxtaposed with those creative works were annotated statistical facts about marginalized youth who had a higher probability of entering the system rather than a wraparound service during their school years.

All in all, I felt the day just reconfirmed my chosen path of combining my art with teaching.

45th Labor Day Birthday Celebration

Very early in the morning on Labor Day 1970 in Okinawa, Japan, Velma Roberson woke up and alerted her husband, Karl, that their third (and who turned out to be last) baby was coming. Rushing to the hospital, they saw the MPs (military police) and stopped to ask them for an escort to the hospital. 

Sirens blaring, they arrived at the military hospital in record time where nurses waited with a wheelchair for Velma. About 30 minutes later at 5:56 AM, Velma birthed Teresa Yvonne, three days before her own 30th birthday.And the adventure continues!

Saturday: Dinner & A Play

1 Jonathan & me

My mother sent me a small package with a long black dress and a fancy colorful top a few days before my 45th birthday. Wonderful! Now I didn’t have to decide what to wear for two out of three days of my long weekend birthday celebration.  Of course, I wore my tiara all three days. On the first night of celebration, I invited friends to meet me at a small theatre/bar complex, which rented space to a most delicious Italian food trailer.  

2 pasta cabanara

Don’t let the paper plate and plastic cutlery fool you: this food was ridiculous!  I braved the “coddled” egg. The creaminess of a raw egg made risking salmonella worth it.

3 Jon Rob & me

Two friends met for dinner and of all things we could have talked about during this festive occasion, I chose to regale them with some factoids I learned from Orlando Patterson’s Slavery and Social Death. Perhaps the greatest unknown fact to me was that the British carried over 15,000 American slaves back with them when they lost the revolution since they’d promised them freedom for fighting with the red coats.

4 Lisa & me

Another friend showed up, but only for the one-women show. Even though she’d missed dinner, she bought me a second goblet of Malbec.  I’m not sure if the venue always pour that much or we were fortunate to have a heavy-handed bartender that particular night, but I had no complaints!

4.1 Jon & me after show

We waited after the show, to congratulate the one-woman performer herself, who’d blown us all away. Granted, she’s the three time national female slam poet. I informed my friends this would be the last time we’d be lucky to see her perform for a mere $10.

5 Ebony & me

Of course, I had to take a picture with the artist herself. I want the world to know I knew her before they did! I congratulated her for much deserved success. It’s challenging enough to live through what she had and another thing to invite family, friends and strangers in to witness a poetic summary of it.

Sunday: Open Mic Night

6 1st pair of bc glasses

Several of my poet friends participate in a Sunday open mic from 7:30 to 10 PM. One friend in particular, carries a small bag of reading glasses. I told him I was officially ready for my first pair of “cheater readers,” as my latest eye doctor called them.

7 2nd pair of bc glasses

Although both pairs made the print world easier to read, I thought these were less birth control looking than the other pair. The best part was these fit comfortably over my regular glasses when my eyes tire at home.

8 3 meat trio pizza

I certainly didn’t need corrective lenses to see this gorgeous meat trio pizza and glass of Malbec. Yet another Italian dish for the second celebration of my birthday.

9 dedicated song

This young singer dedicated a Beyonce song to me.

10 bd song

Then another poet friend and the open mic hosts led the room in singing “Happy Birthday” to me. The hilarious part came when only 5 people knew my name.  The hosts had been referring to me as “Birthday Princess” the whole time up to that point.

11 ying-yang cake

Another friend split the infamous “ying-yang” cake with me, which was a chocolate-rich and creamy dessert one should only eat once a year.

12 me reading

Wearing my princess tiara and mother-gifted girlie top, I read one of my infamous classics: “How Men Blow Fellatio.”

13 Joe & me dancing

Afterwards, I back led another poet through a slow dance while a saxophonist played.

Monday: Detox & Retox

14 Allyson Lauren & me

I only had three brave friends who said they’d detox with me on Labor Day at the free 10 AM bikram yoga class prior to brunch. Merely one friend had arrived by the time we posed with the instructor for a “before” picture.

14.1 after yoga

However, everyone was present for the “after” picture.

15 brunch

Joined by two more friends, a fabulous all-you-care-to eat buffet and the most impressive collection of tequilas, we had a terrific time retoxing.

15.1 Suli & me

We started with a mimosa, two of which, came with our buffet. I’d eaten brunch here several times before, but I’d never known there was an option of three fruity flavors: orange, cranberry and pineapple. I started out with pineapple and followed up with cranberry.

15.2 Allyson's tequila flight

One friend, who arrived by bus so she could fully enjoy the whole retox experience, ordered a tequila flight.

16 dessert

I’d saved a tiny bit of room for dessert: a churro, ice cream and cherry cobbler.

17 bd shot

After dessert, our server asked me if I liked “sweet” and “chocolate.” Of course I answered “yes” to both questions. Moments later, she brought out a chocolate infused tequila. At that point, my friends sang “Happy Birthday.”

18 bd dance

One friend followed up with Stevie Wonder’s version of “Happy Birthday;” so I chair danced to it.

19 drinking pose

Finally, I got to sip my drink. That’s right, sip! I’d lived in Mexico for three years and never once saw a Mexican shoot tequila. They sipped and enjoyed their drink like cultured people. (I love how the guy in the background does not look the least impressed.)

The Aftermath

20 whiteboard

I’d written this message on my white board, alerting my Adult Basic Education students to the fact that school was closed on Monday. Although most people assumed Labor Day had given us the long weekend, my students were privy to the real deal. When I returned to school on Tuesday, I had a post birthday wish. As much as I love having a day off, the rest of the week was thrown off.  Thank goodness the weekend wasn’t too far away.

Water Hiccup

The uncontrollable spray of water from a partially buried pipe behind the leasing office in my apartment complex foreshadowed the water shutoff in my apartment. Nonetheless, I made no effort to save any water in large pots. Instead, I brooded about how much more I’d have to pay for water in October.

shutoff notice

Unbelievable. I used to pay a mere 4 cents/month for water. Then, it jumped to $11 and has been increasing every month. I cannot remember the barely logical explanation the leasing agent told me about the city charging us for some water emergency/crisis/overhaul ten years back, which was when I used to live in Mexico.  Close enough, I guess. All I know is the situation hasn’t been remedied. For September, I get to pay nearly $20 for water. Lord only knows how much it will be for October.

Still stewing in my juices, I entered the kitchen to rinse out my wine glass. A metallic choking sound of pipes delivering no water gushed forth. I’d consumed 2 1/2 glasses of wine and knew I was in no shape, mentally or physically, to make the short drive to the grocery store to buy a large container of water. I used to keep such a container on hand until a few months ago when the damn thing developed a slow leak since I hadn’t had cause to use it.

In lieu of purchasing water, I brainstormed an alternative. Ice. With nothing to lose, I filled two drinking glasses and a plastic 5-cup measuring cup with ice cubes. I set the glasses on the counter, figuring I’d be thirsty once they melted. I placed the measuring cup in the microwave. For the record, I knew it wouldn’t work, but still I needed to reconfirm that ice cubes don’t melt in a microwave. What melts is the substance the ice cubes are submerged in, which in turn melts the cubes, but not the microwavable container itself.

I carried the ice cube-filled measuring cup to the bathroom. After using the toilet, but not flushing (if it’s yellow, let it mellow; if it’s brown, flush it down), I pumped some liquid soap into the palm of one hand, picked up an ice cube with the other hand and preceded to wash. Great idea except I used far too much soap. The rubbing friction helped melt the ice, but both the ice and soap made the effort nearly impossible due to the slipperiness. A few minutes after the fact, the water came on. My hands were already clean, but sore from scrubbing them with ice.

A few nights later, one of my downstairs neighbors knocked frantically on my door. A stream of water poured into her apartment via the bathroom.  I let her in to witness no water ran or leaked from my bathroom. After she left, I filled up several pots with water.

Days afterwards, very little hot water flowed. I turned the knob off, but a thin stream still trickled out. I had to turn off the water completely from underneath the sink. Fortunately, I went to work a few hours later. All was restored to normal once I returned from work.

Nonetheless, I feel there’s some water issue just percolating. Once again, I probably won’t have any water stored up for the occasion.

Abstract Art Opening 2015

1 opening scene

One of my favorite local art galleries had an opening reception on a day I actually had nothing planned. Disregarding my first impulse to go alone, I turned this into a meetup outing. Although four other people were supposed to join me, I knew to expect just half of them. I was rather impressed that the two who didn’t show up actually changed their reservations ahead of time.

2 painting

I arrived at the venue much earlier than necessary. I like to avoid being a hypocrite. When hosts are late and/or not visible when members arrive, a lot of confusion and bad vibes start off the night. The two women who made it had no trouble finding me since I messaged I’d wear a fuschia dress and would probably be the only black woman with dreads.

3 red!

I do not understand abstract paintings although I like bright colors, especially red and purple.Yet how does one tell a good abstract from a bad abstract?  Is it purely emotional response when you first look at the painting?

4 Bob's

Fortunately, one of the featured artists was present to answer questions. I asked him a tough one right off the back. “How does one understand this genre?” He smiled and stated that the way he understands it is to  start painting and continue until he considers a canvas “successful.” He admitted that most of his aren’t, but he either starts all over by painting over the failures on getting a fresh canvas.

5 Bob w painting

Then he gave an intriguing response about how every painting is a conversation. When I asked him if he remembered what he was thinking or how he was feeling while working on the painting I snapped his picture with, he said no.

6 Fav acrylic painter

In the back corner, past all of my beloved Dr. Seuss art, lay a treasure trove of bright, texturized acrylic paintings. Of course I loved all the red and flow, which made me readily forgive it was acrylic. Not my preferred medium to paint in, but I can certainly appreciate the over-the-top talent of the artist.

7 another acrylic

Truly, what landscape art should be: bold, thought-provoking, narrative-inspiring.

8 Jack

I normally don’t spend too much time looking in the movie poster section, but here’s one of my all-time favorite actors on Spanish translated poster.

9 Asian fusion restaurant

Once we toured the entire gallery, we didn’t want the conversation to end. We all hopped into our separate cars, and met up at a string of little restaurants and coffee shops which shared a back patio. Believe it or not, the heat and humidity actually allowed us to enjoy the moment.

Retreat 2015

I’ve never worked for a school, business or organization that ever sprung for a retreat until now. Of course, the morning consisted of a series of workshops, which actually flowed by rather quickly. The first one was a 4-minute powerpoint presentation by a representative from each of the programs in our coalition.The assistant program director with whom I work went first and ended exactly at the 4-minute mark with the video that I successfully embedded.

1 clay frog

Yet my second favorite presenter passed around a plastic bag, essentially representing “a mixed bag of tricks.” She invited us to pick out whatever we wanted.  I liberated a small canister of hot pink clay and immediately started rolling it in my palms to soften it up. As I worked the clay over, I reminisced about the days when I taught preschool and then molded the clay into a frog’s head just like I used to do back in the day.

Then the executive director reviewed employee survey feedback about how the organization was doing 6 months after the merger. Most of the cherry-picked responses were positive, including one of my quotes.

2 my motivation drivers

Next, a motivation expert had us go through several motivation driver cards and methodically pick out six of them.  Once we were done, he asked us to kick out one card, then order the remaining five with the most important card on top.  “Autonomy” topped my list since it represented of the totality of everything I want out of life. The rest fleshed out my autonomous nature.

3 Lake Marina

Ending exactly on time, we all made haste to a marina on Lake Travis–about an hour away. Totally worth it! This would be the closest to a beach I’d see this summer.

4 Lake Marina

I’m glad that in my middle-agehood, I wear sensible shoes since the incline was no joke with trip-enhancing steep steps and loose gravel.

5 Lake Marina

Our party boat was a double decker.

6 party boat

Once the boat started moving and we finished eating, most of us went above deck.

7 drinking circle

I’d never been out on Lake Travis before. Friday was the only day predicted to rain–only 20%. Fortunately for us, the odds were in our favor.

8 scenic outlook

This past Independence Day, I discovered the hard way I didn’t have a bee sting allergy. I blogged about how I still retained a healthy respect for bees and would continue using gentle, nonaggressive tactics to deal with them.

9 bee on my neck

Since I put that out into the universe, I was not surprised when a coworker warned me I had a bee crawling on my neck. I passed her my phone so she could take a picture. As she took pictures, she marveled at how calm I was, all the while panicking I’d be stung. The bee traveled along my neck, inches above my recent bee sting, behind and around my ear, which tickled, but I resisted.

10 bee in my hair

By this time, another coworker who sat on my right saw the bee walking along my scalp then upon my locks. I handed him my phone. At this point, I asked him to blow on the bee in order to get rid of it.

11 bee in my hair

Apparently the bee had a good toe hold into my locks. Moments later, the bee flew away, which was the best scenario since I’d thought it would drown once I slid into the lake.

12 docking site

We docked in a beautiful area, but had to wait a few tantalizing minutes before the slide was ready.

13 boat slide

This picture does not exaggerate the steepness of the slide. I accelerated into the lake as if on a roller coaster. I’d slid down with a noodle around my shoulders, which served me well in the lake. Although I can swim, floating was so much better.

14 me

Several coworkers chose to float and drink. We still got our exercise, thanks to the current. Since we all drifted out at the same rate, we didn’t notice how far we’d floated away from the boat until we looked.Everyone noted how tiring swimming was.  Funny how kids never comment on such things! I was happy to continue my Friday tradition of wearing my bathing suit under my regular clothes.  Yet, we could have left an hour sooner since I truly jonesed for a nap. The smile shone here was absolutely genuine–we were headed back ashore.

Maya’s Visit

Every time one of my nieces and nephews turns 16, he or she spends a week with me; so, Maya’s turn was up this summer. I asked her parents to fly her out around the Fourth of July since I’d automatically have Friday off. Maya arrived midday on a Tuesday and left way too early in the morning the following Tuesday. In between time, we had as much fun as we could squeeze in.

On the day she arrived, I’d planned to take her to a poetry slam and treat her to the Greek food trailer just outside the theatre since she’d not tried much Greek food, other than hummus and pita bread. Also, I wanted her to taste a little of the Austin food trailer culture. The first glitch in the plan kicked in when I saw a tight knit of outdoor tables and chairs where the trailer used to be. When we walked into the nearby restaurant, which had collaborated with the Greek food trailer, the bartender informed us that they’d moved a week or two ago.

We ended up walking to a nearby Tex-Mex restaurant and sharing two entrees. Even with the wait for a table and a newbie server (only the second black male server I’ve had in 6 years of living in Austin!), we made it to the poetry slam on time. Yet, this particular slam was a special event: Team Slam Poetry.  I’d never witnessed this before and Maya had never heard of this genre of poetry. We were both in for a treat.

The next glitch arose once we entered the theatre.  Not an empty seat to be found. Plus, there were buckets and rags arranged in strategic spots on the floor to capture the leaking water. Not daring to stand the whole time, I returned to the car to retrieve two lawn chairs. We set the chairs in an “empty” spot in the middle of the audience in front of the stage. The only reason no one was sitting there was the leaks. Yet, Maya and I helped prove that black people aren’t made of sugar after all. Besides, the dripping lessened as the show unfolded. The sheer entertainment value of the event distracted us from being dripped on.

1 Maya @ Mt. Bonnell

For her first full day, we drove out to Mt. Bonnell, the highest point in Austin at a mere 785 feet, in the morning before the heat turned up.

2 Austin from Mt. Bonnell

The cloud play enveloped Austin in a mythical haze.

3 Another Mt. Bonnell view

Thanks to the continued intermittent heavy rains, the verdant foliage framed the voluminous water beautifully.

4 Maya @ Mt. Bonnell sign

At the end of our hike, we came across the trailhead sign.  By approaching the hike from the end, we actually got a little more of an adventure than we would have by using the stairs.

5 me @ Mt. Bonnell sign

Yet those stairs were the stuff that inspired step aerobics and stair masters!

6 Maya on the stairs

Our heart beat out of our chest and sweat poured walking up and down those stairs–unlike any other part of walking along the trail.

7 Mt. Bonnell stairs

After working up such an appetite, we had lunch at one of my favorite barbecue places. I let our server know that Maya was an out-of-towner and she got the full welcome, including a sampling of the most popular items.

8 Maya @ Rudy's

I’d texted her mother some pictures of our hike, thinking that we’d be spared the “Mommy call,” but once I’d texted her a picture of Maya biting into an extra moist brisket sandwich, she couldn’t resist calling!

9 brisket sandwich

After stuffing ourselves with brisket, creamed corn and banana pudding, the latter my niece actually thought would be as good as Nana’s (my mother’s), we strolled around Zilker Park.

10 Maya @ Zilker

Next morning, I transformed the leftover bread from Rudy’s into French toast, which I garnished with blueberries, strawberries and red apple slices.

11 Maya's French toast

Maya didn’t want a side of brisket like me–she’s still got a lot to learn!

12 my French toast

On Friday “we” went swimming. (Read: I swam a mile while she sat poolside reading a book except for a brief moment of treading water with me in the deep end.)

13 Magic Mike marquee

Then we regrouped, binge-watched “Scandal” until it was time to see “Magic Mike XXL,” the perfect aunt-niece movie! I texted her mother this picture just before we both turned off our phones. Although the audience was allowed to be “rowdy” during the stripping scenes, I was one of the few hooting and hollering. Just goes to show how that theatre had done a terrific job with its “no talking or texting or you’ll be kicked out” policy.

14 LBJ selfie

Proving once again that selfies are overrated, we slowly baked in the Saturday morning sun, attempting to get this shot. At least she looks good. I’d never visited the LBJ library before. Fourth of July was one of its free admission days. I expected huge crowds, but we were the early birds around noontime.  

15 Beatles display

I didn’t realize the temporary exhibit would be The Beatles. This display showed a typical teenage girl’s bedroom, circa 1964.

16 Abbey Road crossing

Against her better judgment, Maya humored me for an Abbey Road pose.

17 front of the bus

She gladly humored me, sitting in the front of the bus, for a desegregation pose in another part of the LBJ museum. Among all of his accomplishments, LBJ signed the Civil Rights Act of 1964. Seeing the artifacts and reading this part of history made me proud of how far we’ve come in our 150 years of emancipation and 239 years of liberty.

19 LBJ's limo

I’m not into cars, but this classic limo was an exception, especially at this angle, showing the gift shop visitors must pass through in order to leave the museum.  Ever since I read The Design of Everyday Things, I no longer have a blind eye to such detail.

I’d debated taking Maya to a nearby park to watch fireworks, but we went to a poetry potluck instead, which featured artists who were veterans. For the first time ever, I heard the Declaration of Independence read aloud in its entirety. This was Maya’s first time hearing me read one of my pieces live. At least we saw some fireworks on the drive back home–some dangerously close to the street, prompting us to roll up our windows.

On Sunday, Maya survived her first bikram yoga class. She’d done all the postures with me before, but never in the actual setting. We brunched at TNT afterwards, then headed down to S. Congress Street.

20 Maya store

I showed Maya her namesake store. 

21 Maya window

I asked one of the saleswomen if there were discounts for girls named “Maya,” which was apparently a common question. (The answer’s no.)

Later that night, I took Maya to her third poetry event. This was a pure open mic, which is always an interesting mixed bag of tricks, bombs and jewels throughout the night. The biggest dud turned out to be a very unfunny comedian, who’d approached one of my friends for pot prior to the show. Maya and I figured it must be the drugs that puts him in the mood to actually tell funny jokes.

22 Maya doing jinga

Maya couldn’t believe how  sore she was the next day after yoga. The best way to deal with soreness is more exercise! We attended a beginner’s capoeira class. Again, she’d done some moves with me before, but this was her first class. She picked up on the sequences much faster than I had in my first capoeira class.

23 Sparing

I partnered with her the whole time since I didn’t trust the other students to spar with her.  After all, sparring was how I broke my ankle nearly two years ago, which required 6 metal pins. 

24 capoeira music

Even though I no longer train capoeira, I still knew some of the students and enjoyed exposing Maya to this Brazilian martial arts and music.After class, Maya told me she hadn’t done any strenuous exercise like this since November! I didn’t feel too sorry for her.  She is 16, after all.

25 Maya playing pandero

Far too early the next morning, I drove my little niece to the airport. She’d enjoyed herself, but was happy to catch up on her sleep and escape the Texas heat and humidity.

Handmade Laundry Bag

JRP bag copy

Last Memorial Day weekend, we entered the fifth straight week of heavy rains, flooding and tornado watches. What a wonderful opportunity to craft!

Graduation season was right around the corner. I researched popular items to give a high school graduate and jumped on the opportunity to make personalized laundry bag for my niece. The plot thickened when I looked up the university she’ll attend in the fall and discovered the school colors were navy blue and white. I just so happened to have two navy blue full-size fitted sheets simply taking up space in my closet. Perfect!

Then I researched how to make a laundry bag. Everything I saw used a pillow case, which would have been tremendously easier–just my luck. Nonetheless, I modified the instructions to suit half a full-sized fitted sheet, bought two types of ribbon to make the draw string and three letter appliqués to iron on her initials. (Here’s one point where I saved myself a lot of time and trouble. I originally wanted to use more fabric I had in my closet to spell out her first name and sew them on.  I’m so glad I let that marinate!)

Since I didn’t own a sewing machine, but had a tremendous amount of time during that flooded-out Memorial Weekend, I divided the effort among all four days. Friday, I cut and meticulously pinned the sheet. Saturday, I backstitched the side and bottom of the sheet, forming a bag. Sunday, I pinned the broad, transparent ribbon three inches from the top. Then I sewed the sides of the ribbon, leaving the ends open to form a canal for the looped, narrower ribbon. Monday, I fed the narrow ribbon through the canal with the help of a safety pin and used a silver cord at both ends to help retrieve it when it would be inevitably “swallowed.” Finally, I ironed on the letters–twice.  The first time I forgot to take of the backing in order to expose the adhesive.

Tuesday morning, I stuffed it with three pillows and several large pieces of cloth to test it out and take a picture.  Unbelievable how much room remained for more dirty laundry.  This is a college student’s dream: to delay doing laundry until no clean underwear remains!

Juneteenth 2015

1 group shot

For a third year in a row, I reprised my role as newly emancipated slave, Mattie Gilmore. I always stress over the few lines I have to memorize, but this third time was truly a charm. The words flowed from my mouth like sacred enlightened water. I was joined by three other actors. We all received blurbs from “SLAVE NARRATIVES: A Folk History of Slavery in the United States From Interviews with Former Slaves.”(Read the Texas chapter here.)

2 the ladies

I loved my grandma-from-little-red-ridinghood look, complete with bonnet and apron. At one point, that bonnet slowly trapped in so much heat, I became fuzzy-headed. The other actress reminded me of how nervous I’d been my first time, but she had her excerpt, which was at least four times as long as mine, printed out and she read it to the visitors. 

3 soldier

This guy, dressed as a soldier, insisted that his image was on the Juneteenth sign. I knew it couldn’t be, but humored him by taking his picture since that was behind the whole conversation.

4 Emancipation sign

In addition to vendors, character interpretations, book fair, and live stage performances, there was a dedication of Juneteenth statues in the back of the museum. Let freedom ring!

5 Emancipation statues

Bloody Mary Research Addendum

22 Casino El Camino

After “concluding” my Bloody Mary research at a make-your-own Bloody Mary bar with a group of friends a few months ago, rumors had it that I’d missed a good spot on 6th Street. I wanted to pick a time to invite friends to hit this dive burger bar when all of our schedules coincided.

Turns out, thanks to one of many ubiquitous street festivals that take place here in Austin, I convinced some other festival-goers I’d met that day to go with me.

We were going to get a burger along with drinks, but the wait-time for food ran about an hour. I figured since a Bloody Mary is like a meal in a glass, especially when properly garnished, then I’d still satisfy both objectives.

When the bartender asked how hot I wanted it on a scale from 1 to 10, with 10 being the hottest, I figured I was being both adventurous and cautious by saying 8. After all, I didn’t want to pay nearly $10 for something bland. She warned me that it would have ghost peppers. I threw caution to the wind, thinking it would only be a dash of ghost pepper since I’d requested an 8.

That bartender, who had already demonstrated her snarkiness with other customers, did her damnedest to teach me a lesson, I’m sure. I tolerated the cocktail’s heat as long as I had some of the garnish (bacon, celery, pickled jalapeño, green olives) to eat along with every sip. Once the food was gone, that drinkable fire was overwhelming.

I auspiciously spied a leftover order of fries on a couple’s adjacent table. That couple had ordered two hamburgers, which came with fries and an extra order of fries.  They’d stacked up their burger boats and had stopped paying attention to the other fries. I leaned over and politely asked if they were done with their fries, startling them with my request.

The guy shrugged, looked at his woman and she nodded she was done. He handed me the rest. Salvation! I dipped those fries into my beverage and managed to consume two-thirds of the bartender’s revenge.

The combination of the ghost pepper and the gory over-the-top Asian martial arts movie the restaurant showed on all the TVs started to turn my stomach. At the end of the movie, I said my good-byes and walked as quickly as I dared through the art and music festival crowd.

Once inside my car, the blast of AC helped, but I prayed traffic wouldn’t delay me from my porcelain throne. What an amazing experience.  It’s not every day I can trace the presence of something throughout my alimentary canal. I could’ve sworn that ghost pepper pushed its way throughout my digestive track, bullying everything else in its wake.

All in all, it was a decent Bloody Mary.