David Bowie Tribute

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There are different ways to celebrate the first weekend after surviving the first week of school this Labor Day, but this has been the most fun. One of my friends got a VIP table for the David Bowie Tribute AIDS fundraiser and invited me to be a part of the group

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I was especially happy when she said that dressing up was involved since Halloween is my favorite holiday. What did not cross my mind, not even once, was that I should dress up in some David Bowie-inspired costume.  I think David Bowie would have approved of my attire. Anytime a black woman is motivated to wear a long white wig has to be a great moment–along with the dramatic black and white dress that Mom gave me one Christmas, and topped off with black glittery lip gloss!

Super Creep

The opening band played a selection of Bowie songs that got the crowd warmed up and had me chair dancing. Although I recognized most of the songs, I had the special treat of hearing some of his songs for the first time ever. I noticed that others around me were much more hardcore Bowie friends than I and could sing along with every song.

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During the break between the opening and headlining bands, one of my friends and I went to the bathroom together, which women are damn near legally and morally obliged to do, and we killed some time with bathroom poses.

Erin's bathroom pose

After all, we were all writers and performers in addition to our day jobs. So when we get dressed up to hang out and listen to good music, posing is inevitable.

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As long as I train capoeira to maintain muscle tone and yoga for flexibility, I’m gonna flaunt it.

sexy leg shot

Even so, my critical eye sees that my legs are slowly losing muscle tone! When I was in my early 30s, a woman in her mid-50s told me that once a woman reaches her 40s, no amount of exercising helps. At 42.9, I’m not ready to throw in the towel. At least I can maintain my youthful attitude–or even take up an exercise that’s supposed to be really good for leg toning, but I love to hate, RUNNING.

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Just as we were about to exit the bathroom, a third woman from our table joined us, and took command of my camera for a paparazzi shot.
One good turn deserves another!

Zaka

I always love it when my rebellious dreadlocks peek out from under the illusion of a long, flowing wig.  Of course, until I actually buy a wig brush, my wigs eventually lock up as well. Just proving that dreadlocks are mightier than parallel hair.

my hair flick

So, the headlining band took a little too long to set up and play for four creative women and three smart phones.

my sideview

But who knows when a truly artistic masterpiece will emerge with all the special lighting, special effects, costuming and make up collide for an incredible image?

Erin's eyes

Finally, they hit the stage.  Even with a long blonde wig, I recognize the lead guitarist as the guy who was with the VIP table beside us. I thought it was cool that his parents, who looked in their 70s, still came out to watch their son perform.

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The costuming was even more spectacular for this band than the first and they sounded fantastic. I was singing along with all the songs I knew, which for me, is a far more enjoyable experience than karaoke.

The Spiders 2

We had to go down on the floor in shifts since the other women didn’t want to take their purse.  I’m just the opposite. I don’t care if a purse takes away from my attire, I’m keeping my purse! Plus, I pack light.

The Spiders

Toward the end of the evening, I was persuaded to go downstairs near the stage. I discovered when I got down there that there was a $5 bet on whether I and the other woman would actually go downstairs and dance. We certainly did. After about a song and a half, my age caught up with me. I casually went into my purse and retrieved some earplugs. Ahhhhh!

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At one point, I left the dance floor and waltzed straight into an empty bathroom stall. As I secured the door, my ear plugged muted hearing detected a woman saying, “We’re waiting in line!” A statement which I certainly agreed with since I was in a stall and apparently they were not. Yet, in my defense, when I walked into the bathroom, I had made a beeline into the empty stall without even registering that there was a line. I did see other women, but I could’ve sworn they were either at the sink or standing to the side looking at their phones. Now that I replay the whole scene, the women looking at their phones were probably the same ones who were waiting in line, but regardless of the technology, “you snooze, you lose,” is a timeless truism. Plus, since I didn’t have to wait in line, I returned to the dance floor while the band was just finishing  up the same song I’d been dancing to when I’d left.

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Despite how good the two bands were, I must admit my disappointment in not hearing “Major Tom” and “Man Who Sold the World.” I’m wondering if bands have to pay big bucks to cover those two obvious hits. One hit that came on time was walking out of the club at the end of the night and seeing APD craziness across the street. Usually I’m ticked off when a picture comes out blurry, but in this case, I think my camera captured the moment perfectly. After listening to an evening of fun music with a mostly costumed crowd, what a completely different reality to witness. As one inebriated homeless guy pointed out to us as he swaggered by, “Looks like Christmas.” I’m glad Santa forgot about me this time.

cop drama

Windshield Repair

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This was the week of excitement and idealism for most of us AISD teachers.  The week we dream about what a wonderful school year it’s gonna be, set up our classroom, dust off, modify or create brand-spanking new lesson plans, pray not to have a crowded class size and run around to get everything else straight in our lives. So, on Wednesday after school when I headed to my car, plotting out all the things that I needed to purchase in order to complete setting up my room, I was not pleased to see the crack in my windshield.

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Although it was interesting to see how the increasing temperature during the day had caused the crack to snake around the tempered glass, I knew that I wanted it repaired before the students returned. I cursed that this windshield situation would cost me valuable time that I didn’t want to use. Before going to bed, I decided to take my car into the dealership early Thursday morning, ride their courtesy shuttle to school and then ask a coworker to take me to the dealership once the deed was done. 

portable shop

Blow number two came when the guy at the dealership told me that they didn’t replace windshields. He gave me the contact information for a company that the dealership used in such cases. Promptly after 8, I called them, seeking an appointment for Friday morning. Before I could ask about a courtesy shuttle, the guy informed me that the repair guy would come to me. When I asked for clarification, I was too excited to discover that I’d heard him correctly: the repair guy would come to my school in order to replace the windshield!

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I didn’t even know such modern convenience existed. Not only that, but the repair guy came a little after 9, happily parked beside my car since he’d found it in the parking lot without my assistance. I left him with the spare key, confirmed that he had my cell number and then returned to my classroom. Despite the fact that I had to pay a pretty penny for the convenience, I still stayed on track with getting my classroom together. And the second silver lining is that my car insurance fully covers it.

Ah, if this is the start of good mojo for the new school year, I’ll definitely take it.

What’s SUP?

SUP or stand up paddle boarding is yet another non-motorized way people can enjoy spending time on Lady Bird lake. Since Austin is currently experiencing 100+ weather, I met a group of other women around 10:30 Saturday morning to SUP in relatively cool 80-degree weather.

GPS got me in the vicinity of water sports rental dock, but I asked several strangers along the way to make sure that I was on the correct path. Literally. I’d parked under an overpass and took a hiking trail to get to the dock. I had no problem picking out the woman who’d organized the excursion even with her baseball cap and big shades–she was talking like someone who’d organized an excursion. In the meantime, I was dressed like someone who’d never SUPed before: a black and fluorescent spandex top with black spandex pants. I’d planned to look sleek and stylish while flailing about.

Our fearless leader had called ahead and secured a terrific discount of $20 for the whole day. Contrast that with the strange pricing of $20/hour or $40 for the day. We all placed our few personal items into a numbered plastic container along with our pre-death certificates (I think they were actually called “waivers” or “disclaimers” or something along those lines), paid our money and then picked out our life jackets.

The most experienced in our group scoffed at the necessity of  wearing a life jacket . Two of us who’d never SUPed before diligently put on our life jackets like obedient women. Then we walked down the dock to select our paddles. Based on the one video that I’d watched about SUP, I knew that I needed to adjust my paddle handle so it was 8″ higher than me. A real useful piece of information if I had any means of measuring what 8″ looked like. Even the most experienced woman among us had just eyeballed it. There I was, of course, trying to be logical. I stretched my arm, keeping a slight bend in my elbow and then adjusted the length of my paddle.

Once we had our paddles, we walked to the dock’s edge in order to get our boards and the guy working the docks rightly guessed that some of us had never SUPed before. (Was it the fact that two of us were actually wearing our life jackets?) He gave us a brief summary of the rules and some tips, including that fact that we weren’t obligated to wear the life jacket, but had to wear the ankle leash that was attached to the board. Again, the most experienced scoffed, but complied by hooking their life jacket to the leash before fastening it to their ankles.

Another rule stated that we had to be on our knees while near the dock. The guy added with a laugh that he didn’t want any of us falling off the board and splitting our heads on the dock– a fear I hadn’t thought of until then. I eased onto my knees on a padded board. I concentrated so much on my balance that I didn’t realize that I’d grabbed the paddle incorrectly. I mean really, holding the paddle is about as difficult as putting together a two-piece jigsaw puzzle, but at least I kept my balance!

I gently started paddling away from the dock and, using the guy’s advice, I placed my paddle perpendicular to the board, did the downward dog and stood up, feet already in a wide stance and knees slightly bent. From there, my balance was just fine, but I’ll have to practice paddling on a few more excursions. The three newbies all stuck together–at times, a little too well. My paddle board smacked into others three times before we set off in the direction of the Congress St. bridge. At first, I didn’t think we were making much progress toward the bridge. One newbie kept bouncing of the other newbie’s and my board before safely removing herself from the middle.

I kept playing with how to paddle while talking with my fellow newbies who had both, at some point in their lives, lived in Libya. The closest to Libya I’d ventured was on vacation in Siwa Oasis when I taught at an American school in Alexandria, Egypt. Interesting conversation flowed beautifully down the lake between one newbie and me when I started noticing turtles whose backs were covered with vegetation. Then we were nearly stuck in vegetation ourselves. We looked around and discovered that other people in kayaks and paddle boards had avoided the middle of the lake. As the two of us guided our boards to the side of the lake, the third newbie cried out, “I’ve got an equipment malfunction!”

First thing I thought about was the infamous Super Bowl half time show where Janet Jackson experienced a wardrobe malfunction. Then I replayed her words in my head. She held her paddle completely out of the water and stated that the clip wouldn’t lock. Just as the idea crossed my mind that I’d have to paddle back over the thick foliage to help, she locked her adjustable handle in place. So much for a dramatic rescue.

Since I wasn’t wearing a watch, I made an effort to go to the bridge, turn around and hustle back to the dock, leaving my newbie companions. As relaxing as SUPing was, the whole way back, I hoped that I wasn’t wearing out my arms or lowback since I’d planned to take two tango classes later that afternoon. I did like the fact that paddling isolated core muscles, which are also important to dance tango.

As I neared the dock, I assumed the position and paddled while on my knees. All flawlessly executed. Next time I SUP, I will scoff at wearing a life jacket and ankle leash.

Jasmine’s Visit

Magnolia cafe

 Every time one of my nieces or nephews turn 16, they fly out to where I’m living to spend a week with me.

magnolia stirfry

As soon as I whisked Jasmine from the airport, we went straight to a locally owned 24-hour diner.

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As much as I wanted to impress my niece, I loved my entree as well: collard greens pasta!

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Since we were already on South Congress, we walked North so she could see the sights on this historic street and get some local ice cream.

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Then of course, I had her stand under the famous penis-shaped hotel sign. 

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Followed by posing in front of some famous grafiti.

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Later that evening, she had her first, and perhaps last, capoeira class. Everyone assured her that it’s always confusing for the first couple of months.

under Ann Richards

Unfortunately, I had to drag her to a 6-hour meeting on Tuesday, but she was a trooper, texting and reading an actual book. Since the meeting was a few blocks away from the State Capitol, we took a little mini-tour.

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In the evening, we went to a Spanish conversation class, followed by poetry slam. The poets were their usual, high-energy extreme emotion selves, but the featured artist was a sword swallower.  

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It was bad enough when he swallowed the sword and bowed at the waist, but then he had to do 20 pushups.

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Followed by lifting several purses by the swords in his gut.

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My insides were already wrenching when he did the ultimate: the snake with swords in his gut.

money & wine

The next day, Jasmine tried her first bikram yoga class and we went to a dinner theatre to see a sorry movie that she picked.  At least the food and drink were good! We had to endure a 3-hour meeting Thursday. Yet on the way to put my parking permit on the dashboard, I found a $20 just lying on the asphalt. At the conclusion of the meeting, I was gifted 2 bottles of red wine, but only one was palatable. I later took the other one to a party. I figured since one had to be drunk to drink it, then a party would be the perfect place to offload it.

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We attended a book signing at a local museum where a married couple had documented a brief history about the traditionally Black Rosewood neighborhood.

origamy dress

At the same museum, there was another event, which featured a beautiful dress made of a thousand red origamy cranes. That was a fundraising, concious-raising occasion to bring awareness to domestic violence.

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After her second bikram yoga class on Friday afternoon, Jasmine enjoyed an oreo custard shake. While still sipping our shakes, we walked into an Indian-fusion restaurant.

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We regrouped at home and then a few hours later, we went to an art opening where the featured artist had won a contest for his acrylic collection of “discard piles.”Although the gallery was small, the crowd was huge, full of interesting people. One of whom had attended the last Austin Writers Roulette and was promoting my show! Of course I couldn’t leave during that high moment.

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We arrived late to our second stop for the evening at the natural history museum. We only heard a song and a half from the live band playing in front of the museum, but we were in time to get one of the most delicious brisket sandwiches. They were so packed with meat, I had to pick out and eat half the meat first before I could eat the rest as a sandwich.

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This is as close as Jasmine got into the museum of natural history. When we finished our “sloppy joes,” we wanted to wash our hands in the bathroom, but by that time, the museum was officially closed except for the employees who were cleaning up. I thought I’d sweet talk my way in. Yet the way one of the guards asked me “What for?!” when I asked to go in, told me that my charms were not going to work. At least he agreed to take our picture and smiled when I asked him if my lipstick was OK.

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We were right on time for our 3rd event for the night. We’d gone to listen to a forro band, but before the start of their 1st set, there was a 30-minute forro class. I was happy that Jasmine wasn’t at all timid about trying it out.

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She even danced with the forro teacher once the band got rolling.

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Toward the end of our evening, blessed rain started pouring in sheets.  We stayed an hour later just so the rain could lessen. Fortunately, I’d parked right in front of the place and had a short walk to the car. Nonetheless, we stayed up until 2.      

Saturday afternoon, Jasmine had her first tango class. Jasmine’s mother didn’t want her to dance with “older men.” So, I’ve got evidence of each one she practiced with.

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Here’s partner #1.                                                                                                                                  

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#2                                                                                                                                  

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#3                                                                                                                               

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#4 

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Not counting this dance partner since she’s a woman.                                                                                                                         

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#5

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Then she enjoyed her first tango dance after class.

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We high-tailed it to a BBQ restaurant after tango class.

Rudy's BBQ

I knew that she’d like the moist brisket, creamed corn and ribs, but what really surprised both of us was…a peacock just strutting around on the lawn outside of the BBQ joint.

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Since the BBQ place was near the mall, I took Jasmine there for some last-minute souvenir shopping. Out of all the things, this was my favorite–she didn’t buy it for anyone though.

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Later that evening we drove over an hour to go north of Austin to attend an outdoor historical musical.  We were almost on time too, given the wild goose chase GPS took us on when we were about 15 minutes away from the destination.  I knew something was up when no other cars were around.  We came across a group of about 10 men. All with hunting rifles, but we didn’t stop to ask them for directions.

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This musical has run yearly for 21 years.  I loved it when the only black actress in the entire cast said one line and her family applauded as if she recited a soliloquy. The costuming and props were very rich-looking although I found the firecracker gunfire far too loud and frequent.

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I was pleased to see that Texan women were portrayed as having spunk, which motivated one male character to declare, “There are only two ways to handle women, but no one knows what they are!” During another scene, the proud townswomen chased away the harlots who’d come to set up business. As one townswoman chased them away, she said, “Hit the trail, Jezebel!”

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After two nights in a row of going to bed at 2 am, I finally got Jasmine out of bed on Sunday morning so she could pack up her things, get dressed and have the fastest brunch ever at one of my favorite Sunday brunch places before whisking her off to the airport. I was relieved when I got her text 25 minutes later that she was boarding her plane. I hope Jasmine enjoyed her week with her coolest aunt as much as I did!

Brunch @ Moonshine

Beach Camping

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I recently went on a beach camping trip with three other capoeira friends of mine.

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We all met up at one friend’s house who’d recently bought a truck and saw how much we could safely load up the bed.

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She even got all dressed up for our all-female, Texas road trip.

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So after loading up the truck bed, we loaded up the car. I sat beside a young woman who wore spiky shorts. That’s a good future strategy for getting enough room on crowded transportation. After securing the tarp, we gassed up and hit the road.

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About 4 hours later, we reached North Padre Island.

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We arrived at the campsite very excited to get one of these spots.

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This is the site we got instead.

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I was baffled about how to pitch a tent on asphalt. My friends seemed to think it could work.

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One tent was successfully pitched…of course that wasn’t the tent that I was going to sleep in!

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I was still trying to figure out my tent, which could sleep 5 people once we got it together.

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We staked our tent on the sides and the back to stabilize it.

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Of course once the tents were pitched, it was time for a glass of boxed red wine.

Opening the malbec

Although some people in this world actually prefer white.

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As the sun began to set, I started cooking Italian turkey sausage burgers with our nifty propane grill, which I didn’t trust myself to light. I just kept envisioning fire balls.

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I “woke up” around 6:20 the next morning, which was a minor miracle since I didn’t think I’d slept at all with the active winds making noise with the tent and car alarms going off. We dutifully reported to the visitors’ center before breakfast.

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The last time I witnessed baby turtles being released was in 2004 in Tampico, Mexico.

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These turtles reminded me of my students: a few way ahead of the pack, the mediocre masses and a few going the wrong way.

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Here’s a close up of one of the stars of the show.

model turtle

The little turtle star works the crowd before joining the mass exodus.The mass exodus takes an amazingly slow amount of time, but I was pleased to learn that seagulls only pick at the turtles, not eat them.

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We watched the turtles trek into the ocean for about 35 minutes.

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When we returned from turtle-watching, we put up the canopy and started making breakfast, which for me was 3 types of tamales.

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We  frolicked down at the beach for a few hours until mother nature convinced us to return to the campsite to put up the rain guards on our tents, chill in the shade and have a drink until the rain stopped.

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Five minutes later, we were back in the sun.

Iaia & Liz chillin

I was impressed that at least one of us liked wheat bun sandwiches–with nothing between the buns!

Zoee eating wheat bun torta

I chose this time to teach one of my friends how to play go. She hadn’t played in 30 years, but through drinking wine, cursing and discussing, I helped jogged her memory. We took a bathroom break and when we returned, our magnetic board had been tidied. The coverstory was that cleaner thought we’d finished our game.

wine & go

As if we were following a schedule, we returned to the visitors’ center for an afternoon sand-sculpting demo.

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Just like the turtle-watching event, we arrived just when things were about to get rolling. The guy showed us how to scoop wet sand into a big pile as high as the base will support.Then he used a set of plastic utensils to sculpt the tower.

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With the plastic fork that was missing the middle tines, he added some details to the roof.

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Then he started the precursor of the staircase.

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He told us when making the windows, we should scoop out the sand instead of jabbing or poking.

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Then he cut right angles to make the stairs.

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With a clump of wet sand between the two towers, he leveled out a bridge.

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As I watched and took lots of pictures, I fantasized of doing some small-scale experiment with my Physics students to do this sand castle building experiment.

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Afterwards, it was back to the beach for some capoeira tricks…wave-jumping, boogie boarding and ukelele playing. We passed another boardgame-filled and nearly sleepless night. We packed up camp to head back to Austin on Sunday morning.

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We briefly stopped at a tourist shop.  Posing in the shark’s mouth was worth the photo op. Of course, I didn’t buy anything.

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The tarp suffered a minor rip, but our resourceful former girl scout driver found yet another good use for duc tape and we returned to Austin with dry things and no property loss!

duc tape repair

Brewery Tour

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I’ve always professed not to be a beer drinker, but I jumped on the opportunity to join a social group of 30- and 40-somethings for a nearby small brewery tour. I made sure that I arrived on the early side of noon since one of the social group organizers advertised that he’d have a canopy. I figured if I got there early enough, I’d be one of the 20 lucky people to get under the shade.

We wanted to get a good spot in the blocked off concrete area, just in front of the musical stage and close to the food and beer. Plus, our group was the first in line to get our $10 beer glass that would be filled three times. As two volunteers set up the glasses, another volunteer came through the line with a wristband, which I initially thought was merely show that people were drinking age.  I noticed that they had a slightly smaller, more attractive-looking beer glass. I patiently waited for them to finish putting out all the glasses to cover the table’s surface. Then I cheerfully told the woman, “I want the pretty glass.” 

 We had about 20 minutes to wait until they actually started serving beer; so I returned to the canopy since I figured why stand in the sun when I can sit in the shade? Besides, I thought this would be a terrific opportunity to get to know some of the other early birds in the social group before the same space transformed into a scene that the Sumerian goddes of brewing, Ninkasi, would be proud of.  As I sat, I was surprised that no one else had joined me. I watched them and wondered what the hold up was.  The line didn’t move at all. After 5 minutes two guys from the social group joined me. They informed me that the volunteers working the glass/wristband line decided not to sell anymore glasses until 12:45 when the beer was ready to serve.

VIP

 I then spied a few people who already had their beer. The guys informed me that VIPs could get their first beer without having to wait in line. I joked that I always felt like a VIP. They encouraged me to try, saying that I probably wouldn’t get turned down. I thought to myself these guys could probably get away with some “white skin privilege,” but I told them, “You two are white guys. You could a VIP beer if you wanted.” Granted, that wasn’t much better than what I’d thought. They laughed that off and  said that as an attractive woman, I’d be more likely to get a VIP beer. I took the challenge.

I walked inside the brewery, glanced at the 6 beer choices and confidently asked, “Which one of these beers is the fruitiest?” That questioned seemed to throw them off, but after some reflection, one guy pointed out two choices. I asked to sample one of them.  As the guy put a sip’s worth in my glass, he asked if I was in the band. I was flattered and joked that I looked as if I should be in band. I tasted the beer, thought it was passable and told him he could fill my glass.  He reminded me that I still hadn’t told him who I was.

I smiled and introduced myself. “I’m Teresa with the Austin Writers Roulette.” I whipped out two flyers and handed one to each of the guys behind the bar. “We’re a monthly spoken word and poetry event. Our next show is Sunday, July 14th and the theme is ‘Personal Triumph.'” When he asked if we’d set up a table, I said, “We’ve got a canopy set up.” He concluded that was good enough and filled up my glass. Reminded me of the advice my sister Carla told me years ago, “Just act like you know what you’re doing.” Exactly.

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Not only were the two guys who were sitting with me impressed, but one of the co-organizers who was still standing in the glass line pointed me out. Apparently he was already amazed that I was one of the few who had been sold a glass to begin with.

Once the beerfest officially began, that co-organizer let me sample the stout he was drinking, which had been the second beer recommended to me. I liked it better; so I told him to let me know when he was finished with his first and I’d go with him to get another. He finished it in two gulps, saying that I’d twisted his arm and we walked over to the nearest beer tent.

As we walked up, I saw a large rectangular tray under the water container, but then spied a similar one behind the beer serving table. I knew they didn’t want just anyone walking behind there. I announced my arrival by asking, “Can I dump the rest of this in one of those containers?” They all said yes, but one guy, a tall black man with dreads, shook my hand for being one of the few people to ask instead of dumping beer in the first container, which held water for the dogs.

I filled my glass with water, figuring that it couldn’t be a bad idea rehydrate in between beers while hanging out in 95-degree weather. I joined the co-organizer in line, telling him how friendly the black volunteer had been. The co-organizer laughed and informed me that he’d seen that guy checking me out and shook my hand just to flirt with me. He said he knew I had something special when I got that VIP beer.

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Instead of joining the others back at the canopy, we walked into the brewery to take a tour. The brewery itself was one big room with some large, impressive machinery. I was delighted to hear the inebriated guy giving the tour with his own beer in tow, explain the biochemistry behind making alcohol. One big machine was to convert the starch into sugars. At some point, additional oxygen was pumped in for the yeast to multiply, but at a later point, they were denied oxygen so they would make alcohol. When I teach my students about anaerobic respiration, I joke that if we were yeast, we could get drunk by periodically holding our breath. The other big machine was to boil it and add additional flavors.The longer the boiling, the darker and sweeter the beer, which explained why I liked the stout.

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At the end of the tour, I recognized a woman who worked with my school district. I had been initially surprised that out of all those people that I hadn’t bumped into anyone I knew. I’d just had a couple of false sightings. Although she wore huge dark shades, there was no mistaking her wonderful smile. I spoke with her and her husband for a bit before foraging for food. Didn’t take me too long since there were only two food trailers–one for sweets and the other for savory. Since I was reading at a poetry potluck later on, I knew that I’d get several choices for sweets and opted for a delicious meatball and cheese sandwich.

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I returned to the canopy and sat down to enjoy my food. Since I wanted some down time before heading out to the poetry/spoken word venue, I told one of the co-organizers that I was taking off and poured my remaining beer into his glass.  He glanced at my wristband. His eyes popped out when he saw that it had only one mark on it. He knew that I’d had two beers and since only one volunteer had bothered to mark my wristband, I was leaving with two more beers officially left on it.

To placate him, I stood in line to get another beer for him. When I returned, I emptied my glass into his and dramatically extended my arm to show him the wristband. It hadn’t been marked. He was beside himself. I gently removed my wristband and wrapped it around his wrist since his band had only one beer left. At that moment, one of the guys who’d challenged me to seek a VIP beer told me that I should have given my band to him. By some beer logic, he said that he’d earned it.

Both guys invited me to join another social group that was geared toward professionals in their 30s and 40s. Their next event was to meet at my favorite sushi place for their wonderfully delicious happy hour. I said I’d definitely check it out since I loved eating there and had been craving sushi. They said some final flirtatious parting words and not once did they comment about my menstrating ear!

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 A few days earlier on July 4th, I plunged into the 6 ft end of a swimming pool and could not equalize the pressure in my right ear.  I completed my laps, but once I returned home, the pressure built up to rupture the eardrum,causing excruciating pain. As stubborn as I am, I mixed a medicinal amount of ibruprofen and red wine, took an hourlong nap, cleaned myself up and attended my tango class, a BBQ party and even walked over to view the fireworks.

Looking back, I’m glad that I didn’t allow one nonfatal health challenge stop me from enjoying this holiday weekend, celebrating the birthday of the United States.

Firedancing!

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        You know I’m on vacation when I have enough energy to go to a morning capoeira class, two afternoon tango classes and then take a firedancing class in the evening.  That’s exactly what I did this past Saturday and much to my surprise, getting eight hours of sleep and having virtually no stress means that I’m well rested enough not to need a nap in between activities, which is good since I scarcely had time to eat and sip a glass of wine.

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I, like some other capoeirista participants, was initially confused as to whether the “fire” aspect of the dance was interpretative or literal. To be on the safe side, I brought my five-finger shoes since I knew we wouldn’t have real fire inside the capoeira studio. What I had not anticipated was the handicraft portion of class. Coupled with the fact that the workshop started thirty minutes later (Brazilian time!)  than it should have, we were still finishing up on making four torches each when the workshop had been scheduled to end.

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Using clothing that capoeira and crossfit students had left behind and placed in the lost-and-found box, we cut strips out of the clothing and tightly wrapped them around the wooden sticks that we used during our maculele choreography. To secure the cloth strip in place, the mestre told us to bound it with nylon string or yarn. As anyone familiar with my handicraft skills could have predicted, I made the “nonexample” torch as we politely call “incorrect” in the educational world. Of course with my luck, I sat beside a capoeirista who’s known for her creative handicrafts.

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Although the mestre only spoke a pocketful of English and I spoke even less Portuguese, I asked him questions about my torch in Spanish. At least we both understood enough of that language to communicate. He undid my first torch since the cloth and string were too loose, which he assured me would fly off the stick and create a fire hazard.

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Throughout the workshop, the mestre would periodically give us safety tips. At one point, I just laughed to myself about all the safety concerns that the two graduado (high-ranking) capoeiristas were translating for the rest of the group. As straightforward as the fire considerations were, I wondered if anything was being lost in translation.

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At the time when the workshop had been scheduled to end, we all stood up, put away one pair of our torches and practiced some basic firedancing moves. After ten minutes, the mestre told the two graduado capoeiristas to divide up the group and work with a small group. Instead of doing a 1-2 count off and having all the 1’s work with one graduado and the 2’s work with the other, the graduados selected groups using the ol’ kickball method of picking group members by name. Never in childhood had I ever been the last one called since I’ve always been a fast runner. So at least that minor humilation didn’t tap into any bad childhood memories. Fortunately, I really liked the choreography that my group came up with; so I was well placed.

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After working on the routine for twenty minutes, my favorite part of the entire workshop occurred. We formed a semi-circle, the mestre distributed small bottles of water and we practiced spewing water into the air. I cannot remember during my happy childhood ever being allowed, much less asked to spew water into the air that would wind up on the floor. Even though we were simulating how to spew fuel into the air, pure joy shot out of my mouth.

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Once we cleaned up the floor, we took our torches and some safety support such as damp towels, a couple of buckets of water, and  out to a nearby courtyard. The mestre confessed that he had never used the tiki fuel that we were about to use. The fuel came in two varieties–purple and yellow.  I’m not sure if the color designated any significant difference, but both contained citronella.

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The mestre thoughtfully tested out a couple of the torches. We discovered that the ones that had been made from a green sweat shirt were fire-resistant. Also, the nylon string was fire-resistant, but if the cloth was flammable, then the torch still lit. The  yellow yarn burned pretty well.

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Once that experimentation part was over, the mestre asked capoeiristas to dance and spit fire individually.  Another capoeirista and I were the only two who refused to put the fuel in our mouths. We both stated that next time, we’d bring something like 151 rum to use for fire spitting. I figure that I’ve got enough problems without adding accidental poisoning to the list. Besides, I didn’t want to have any throat/voice problems the day before I was to host the Austin Writers Roulette.

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However, I practiced dancing with fire, mainly for the photo op. Then I practiced the choreography with my group, using unlit torches. My refusal to voluntarily put poison in my mouth worked to another advantage: I was able to give the verbal cues to my partners.

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Miraculously, none of us got burned although I nearly slipped with all that spewed tiki fuel on the tile. One woman in the other group had problems controlling the fire on one of her torches because the stick had been wrapped with a flammable, decorative tape.

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After both firedancing choreographies had been completed, all sense of safety brokedown as more people grabbed lit torches, danced and spit fire. Those few of us who remained spectators, grabbed a blanket, got near the fire extinguisher and/or yelled out “You’re dripping fire!” to the firedancers. I took this as my cue to leave. I’d pressed my luck enough for one workshop.

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All in all, I’m still interested in practicing firedancing–I’ll just have to bring the rum.

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An Evening with Walter Mosley

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Although I was not planning to go listen to Walter Mosley, I’m glad a friend encouraged me to do so. He’s a prolific writer and of course a fantastic speaker–very down-to-earth and entertaining just like his books. I arrived at the bookstore early enough to get a good seat and briefly talk with a woman who had been on the Austin Writers Roulette once, back when it when it took place in the capoeira studio.  My friend and her family came just before he started speaking and I teased her about being “Black,” that is, coming to an open event just before it began and expecting to get 5 seats altogether. She and her husband sat with me, their daughters sat together in the row in front of us and I never found out who the 5th person was. I learned to my grief that my friends were making plans to return to South Africa, both because of the public educational system here in Austin and the financial offer they’ve received to finish their latest production back in South Africa.

I showed them the latest picture of the painting that I’ve been working on and my newest brainchild of having the paintings represent the work of the main character in the book rather than making the story part graphic novel. I even told them of my upcoming photoshoot on Sunday to compose the second painting in the series.

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After a rather long and rambling introduction by one of the bookstore employees, Walter Mosley finally took his place behind the lecturn. Here are the notes that I took during his wonderfully inspiring and humorous talk:

1. He initially killed off one of his most popular characters, Easy Rawlings, because writing those stories began to get stale for him.

2. Out of all of the struggles in the writing process, he finds PUBLISHING the most challenging–mainly because every publisher wants to lock him into writing just one genre.

3. He has been criticized by many black women about not having a black female lead detective, but he defends himself by stating that he’s one of the few black men writing about a black male detective; so he wants to write as many as possible to make up for that.

4. He believes in the saying, “If you’re not happy today, then you’ll never be.” Meaning that if you cannot find something to be happy about now, why should you expect tomorrow to be any different.

5. He set out to write six sci-fi novellas where black men destroyed the world in six different ways.

6. He feels that for a writer, social media is like working in a rice paddy. He doesn’t bother with it since that’s one of the reasons why he has a publisher.

7. One of his favorite characters is a sociopath because Mosley believes in order to function in this world, one has to be a sociopath, but one still has to have understanding.

8. Initially, Mosley had a hard time getting his first novel published because the publishers told him that white people don’t read about black people, black women don’t like black men and black men don’t read.

9. Once during an interview, Mosley was asked what does every black man need. His flippant response was “a white man in his basement.” Soon after, he wrote “Man in My Basement.” (Which I checked out of the library this past Saturday!)

10. He claims not to research anything because he’s a fiction writer; so he feels at liberty just to make everything up.

11. When participating in a critique, Mosley advises not to listen to other’s opinion about your own work, but rather to  listen to how you critique others and what other people say about another writer’s work.

12. He doesn’t bother to teach writing because teaching uses the same energy as writing and he doesn’t have enough energy to do both.

13. Mosley stated that by the time he started writing in his mid 30s, he was already a failure in life; so he figured whatever became of his books would be extra.

 14. He expressed an interesting theory on racism: Before people came to “the new world,” “white” people did not exist. Mosley said that if someone went up to a Viking and said he was the same as a Greek, he’d cut his head off. If someone said to the Greek that he was like the Viking, he’d cut off his d*ck. Yet, when they came to America, in order to steal the land and enslave Africans, they all had to agree to be “white” to make the arrangement successful.

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And the Winner Is…

Years ago, I participated in an overnight bat workshop for teachers. One of the fun activities was a raffle with 14 must-have teacher gifts. There were 15 of us. Guess who didn’t win a prize?

After that experience, I stated with much mathematical and scientific certainty that I had bad luck. This was beyond the garden variety  if-I-didn’t-have-bad-luck-I’d-have-no-luck-at-all superstitious belief. I retold that story last Tuesday as I bought 25 raffle tickets for $20. At the very least, I  would be donating to a worthy cause. The woman who sold me the raffle tickets assured me that my luck was about to change. I just smiled and walked away to continue networking until the drawing.

As usual, a few of the numbers called were close to one of my ticket numbers, but of course not the winning number…until it happened. After years of not winning anything, one of my numbers had been called.  I proudly walked up to claim my prize of a pair of Austin Ballet tickets. The woman who’d sold me the tickets casually looked at all the marked brown envelopes, then underneath some things that were on the table, checked her clipboard, which at that point, the woman who was calling the ticket numbers briefly started helping her. I stood there with a knowing smile on my face.

The ticket caller proceeded to call another number, while two women looked for my prize. The next winner received her gift, posed for the camera with it and then the next number called was another one of my tickets.  Twice in one raffle! This time, the prize was a pair of tickets to the Austin Symphony.  The ticket caller boasted what a well-cultured woman I was. Cultured or not, I certainly had dubious luck since, like the first prize-containing envelope, my second prize couldn’t be found.

The women running the show were beside themselves with embarrassment. They all remembered the entire stack of envelopes and where they had been placed on the table. Slowly, one woman concluded that some of the raffle prizes had been stolen. She even indicated that she knew who the top suspect was. I picked up on the vibe and said, “The socially awkward woman, right?”

We looked around and unsurprisingly, we could not find her. Yet, she had been present. Just like the previous monthly networking events, the socially awkward woman came, ate more than her share, hoarded whatever free things that were available and apparently lifted a few things that weren’t freely available as well.

One of the event organizers readily agreed with me. She confessed that things were finally started to make sense as other things had “disappeared” at other events as well. She also assured me that I’d eventually get my prizes. The poor woman who’d sold me the tickets took down my mailing address and handed me her business card.  I was in such a strange mood, neither angry nor excited. Looking back, I guess shocked at the latest result of gambling-based bad luck would be the most accurate description.

A few days later, I called them in order to give my phone number and email address. In my uncharacteristic frame of mind, I had left with only giving my name and mailing address. The woman who took down my additional  information told me that they were working on getting my replacement tickets and apologized again for what had happened.

I suggested that for the next event, they should have an undercover cop to scope out the socially awkward woman and arrest her the moment she steals. The event organizer told me that for future events, someone would be assigned to be her buddy the entire time. She even indicated that she hoped the socially awkward woman would be shamed by her past actions.

I laughed and explained that one of the reasons people are socially awkward is that they are wired differently.  I wished her good luck in attempting shame such a person.

Only time will tell if this new change of my luck will be for the better.

Passaporte Brasil

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One of my favorite upscale grocery stores that has weekly live music groups and performances also sponsors a weeklong special, featuring foods from a particular country.  In the past, they’ve had the spotlight on France and Argentina.  This year, they highlighted Brazil. 

I sacrificed a yoga workout in order to rehearse on Monday and Tuesday for the Wednesday performance. I knew that I wasn’t going to play capoeira, but I still needed to learn the latest maculele routine and practice singing the lyrics for “Puxada de Rede.”  One silver lining I had while proctoring the science TAKS Wednesday morning was going over the choreography and lyrics in my head.

So by the time I left school and went straight to the venue, I felt pretty confident. Of course, one oversight was that I forgot to pack my capoeira pants. Small detail…at least I had plenty of time to enjoy my Brazilian-style thinly sliced beef sandwich, a glass of malbec and as few fries as I could stop myself from eating.

I thought we were a little unfortunate that on the coldest day of the week, we were outside dancing in sports bras and a grass skirt. Yet, that was refreshing during our first performance.  The second performance was a little colder, but just as exhilarating.

Afterwards, five pizzas and some huge salads were promptly brought out for us. I’d originally thought that I wouldn’t be around in order to eat any of it, but the guy in charge was on top of things. The food was fantastic and I had to restrain myself from going treasure hunting through the salad to get all the delicious cherry tomatoes.

Even though I’m not a “hardcore” capoeirista, I truly enjoy that I still have a viable contribution to make in helping share Brazilian culture.