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Last December, my sister invited herself to the grand finale of The Austin Writers Roulette.
Closing a show that I’d produced and hosted for eight years was stressful enough without entertaining a surprise out-of-town guest. She’d never watched any of the video clips of the show nor looked at any of the mostly pictorial summaries, but she didn’t want to miss the last show.
Around this time, I’d just bought two professional USB microphones and had figured out how to use them after more trial and error than I’d anticipated. Since my sister had invited herself, I figured she’d make an excellent guinea pig to interview, so I could go through the process of recording, running the audio clip through a transcription service and editing it.
Rendering the clip to this point was a tremendous labor of love, but I still have a ways to go.
Confessions of a Hat: Bamboo and Bones. A member of my writing group brought some of her hat collection. She thought it would be fun for us to wear them during the meeting. At the time, we were seated at a restaurant patio. In 105-degree weather. In the shade. With at least two fans blowing on us. No one wore any hats during that meeting. Instead, we chose to write a hat-inspired poem. I knew just the hat.
It inspired me to write my most haunting poem to date.
Ebullient Frog. Occasionally, I attend a monthly writers’ event, which features a theme word. Throughout the course of a word’s existence, not only may its connotation change, but thanks to the changing times, its definition may take on a slightly different meaning, while at the same time retain the original meaning. Here’s my take on the meaning of the word “ebullient.”
Black Hair Products. Ten years ago, I joined a hot yoga studio. Although my main objective then, as is now, was to strengthen both physical and mental health, I’ve had the most wonderful opportunities to exchange a wealth of information and ideas with other women yogis in the locker room. This PSA-styled poem sprang to life after a yoga class when I struck up a conversation with a woman who identified as being white who was using a “mixed hair” product.
Periodically, my roommate and I take long walks for the sake of exercise.
For our latest walks, we’ve included eating dinner, but for this particular food walk, we attended a Martin Luther King, Jr celebration at our nearest HBCU (Historically Black College/University). Although this was one of our longer walks, it was far more pleasant than the marches our civil rights ancestors had endured.
As soon as we reached our destination, we joined a long line for a combo plate from one of the locally-owned soul food trucks.
At first, my roommate wasn’t hungry, but after standing in line, which rivaled the wait time of any amusement park ride, she definitely had an appetite.
While in line, we enjoyed hearing live music on the nearby stage,
and also being immersed within a diverse crowd that can only be achieved in Austin during special events. From our vantage point, we spotted friends we’d not seen for a spell and made new friends through casual conversations we had with other people in line with us.
On the way back home, I saw with fresh eyes a sight I’d driven and even walked past many times before.
The gaping space where a Latinx market used to be. A market that I’d always said I wanted to check out, but never did because I took for granted that it would always be there.
Everything, except for the freestanding market sign, had been razed. Yet, upon that sign read, “SPACES AVAILABLE.” A phrase that began literally, transformed into irony. The gaping space where the market once stood was now, indeed available.
The League of Women Voters’ latest sponsored documentary was “Backpack Full of Cash.” Even though I no longer teach, I still support public schools. This particular documentary essentially showed how big business has made an enormous effort to privatize education through charters and kill public schools.
After the documentary, there was a panelist discussion,
where a moderator rifled through the collection of audience questions and three experts responded: a charter school administrator, a researcher who knew local Texas public school statistics and another expert who knew Texas statewide statistics.
Although the charter school panelist (CSP) was brave to appear, she seemed physically uncomfortable and always allowed the other two panelists to answer the questions first, ensuring that she’d be set up to give a defensive response. Not only did the documentary make charter schools look horrible, but so did two out of three panelists.
Since the movie theatre we were in served food and drink, where moviegoers could write down orders on conveniently located pieces of paper with the provided pens, I took notes (in bold) on some points that stood out to me during the movie and the panel discussion.
One part of the documentary showed a charter school where they teach creationism as the truth, evolution as a myth and that dinosaurs coexisted with humans. They also believed in corporal punishment, but the only one who should have been paddled was the white principal and not any of his black students who’re learning about fucking creationism as if they don’t have enough challenges being poor and black. As I reflect on this note, the only one I took during the documentary, I recall how neatly dressed and well behaved the all-black student body were as they were being intellectually set back. I can only hope that being literate will lead them to read the truth at some point. I also wondered where were the poor white students. Would creationism be taught as the truth if they were present?
I knew my question, which wasn’t really a question, wouldn’t be read since it was too heavy a topic, but glaringly obvious: “Please respond to the following comment: Equitable funding in education will never occur until we get rid of the concept of ‘race,’ which is a social construction that severely limits resources for people of color.” Yet I shared that with the one panelist whose answers resonated with me the most. She totally agreed and said she’d talk about race all day long. Too bad the moderator merely stuck with the topic of lack of funding without asking a single question about race. Throughout the documentary, people of color were shown reacting to and protesting against public school funding being reduced while the most enthusiastic people about establishing more charter schools were wealthy white people, including Jeb Bush. Yet not one mention of race during the panelist discussion.
One local charter school used to expel students if they didn’t come to school “prepared and ready to learn.” Imagine how many “undesirable” students could be eliminated with such a nebulous policy. Those would be the students who consumed many resources, either through the need for specialists or more contact time due to behavior. Those are the students who may lower the prestige of the charter since they may not score as well on the almighty standardized tests. Those are the students most in need of innovative teaching.
Charters are not locally accountable since their boards are private. Essentially, charters can do whatever they want without consulting with the public even though they are funded by public money.
SPEDs (Special Education students) cost districts twice as much, which is part of the reason charter schools get rid of them. It’s amazing how the public still hasn’t made the connection between underserving a special needs population through education, then incarcerating them later on. The community should protest with outrage every time special education funding is reduced.
Charter schools don’t have to admit students with discipline problems. This is also known as “cherry picking.” One would think that charter schools produced spectacular results as much as they cherry pick. Only about a third of them perform better than regular public schools, which accepts all students.
Charter schools don’t “backfill,” so if students want to join in the upper grades, they cannot. Lower grades have far more students and the senior class is very small. Charter schools only want students who have a proven track record at their school. Once a charter school weeds out the undesirables, they don’t want to spend additional resources on unknowns.
CSP looked physically ill throughout the entire conversation and wanted everyone to stop pitting charters against traditional public schools. How ironic that she wanted us to stop saying negative things about charter schools when the presence of charter schools drains money from public schools, and concentrates students who need the most resources in public schools.
CSP wanted to throw magnet schools under the bus as well if charter schools won’t be allowed to turn students away. Classic misery enjoys company.
Charter schools can simply fill out a short amendment form, which allows them to open a charter anywhere without any local notice or input although local tax payers fund them 100% and have no say in the matter.
CSP stated that in DC, when charter schools opened, both the traditional and charters thrived academically, but she couldn’t give a local example of such a phenomenon and the other two panelists looked dubious when they heard the claim.
A Yale study looked at how charter school graduates had a harder time adapting to open-ended situations more than graduates of traditional schools.
A more productive use of charter schools would be to teach the hardest student population. I could’ve leapt out of my seat when my favorite panelist said this. Yet, unfortunately, I believe the probability of charter schools going in this direction is as likely as the United States resigning its concept of “race.”
Charters should have a 10-yr wind down where the lab shuts down and the experimental charter school shares their best practices with traditional schools as the founders of charter schools originally intended. Again, my favorite panelist suggested another dream that has yet to come true–charter schools functioning as they were originally intended, as centers of educational innovation.
As part of my MLK weekend celebration, I visited the Neill-Cochran House Museum.
Here’s how I know I’m not a journalist: of all the pictures I took on the inside of this house museum, I took nary a picture of the outside of the museum.
Throughout the museum, there were porcelain art pieces.
Had I actually read the signs that I took pictures of throughout the house, I would’ve made sure to take more than a mental picture of all the objects mentioned.
Hiding a gun in a Bible? How Texan.
Of course, this was my favorite room.
I figured I could’ve used the materials to add to the word wall installation.
Yet I felt more in the mood to take pictures than anything else.
Without really saying, “Build a wall,” this decorative wall of words repurposed that chant.
The following was my favorite construction:
How serendipitous that two girls entered this room when I did.
Throughout my tour, I made sure not to include other people in my shots. I felt these young ladies were appropriate to the photo composition.
This porcelain piece, which represented the doll Topsy Turvey, stimulated so many thoughts:
the black doll following a European standard of beauty with blue eyes; the capitalist’s pursuit of money covering their bases with a black and a white doll; how black and white people fates are invariably intertwined; how these dolls represented the enslaver’s half daughters.
Too bad every trip to a museum doesn’t conclude with a live performance like this one.
The contemporary griot entertained us with a humorous and lively narrative, detailing the history of the house. Mainly how the whites who owned it and the architect who designed it are known, but the nameless faceless slave labor will only be known by creating such a long-lasting work of beauty.
This is how I know I’m fostering my circle of friends well:
one of them planned a Mad Hatter party for her 40th birthday. Not only did I dash into my closet, which is half costumes, to retrieve my Mad Hatter attire, but I rummaged through my boxes of creative fodder to Mad Hatterly wrap a gift for her.
Although she’d messaged me pictures of her costume and wig,
seeing the whole thing all put together in the flesh was fabulous. Look how that wrapped gift looks at home in her hands!
I didn’t think I’d have an opportunity to dress up so soon at the start of 2020.
I’m so happy I’m not the only middle aged adult who still nourishes her inner child.
Even the birthday cake, made of moist dark chocolate, set the scene.
Yet I avoided the cupcake tree.
Although my inner child would have loved it, my outer middle ager acknowledged she could no longer consume vast amounts of sugar in one setting.
The funniest thing about the tea party was we sipped a variety of beverages, and not one of them were actually tea!
The teapot was full of adult punch and the ceramic teacups were full of drink snacks.
These two were truly belles of the ball: the birthday girl’s aunt and mother.
These ladies had so much fun, they changed outfits and hats several times throughout the evening.
Technically, this wasn’t part of the Mad Hatter decor, but I have a soft spot for bathroom poetry.
By far the most intriguing drink snack was the lemon shots.
Not only were they delicious, they were environmentally sound.
Everyone dug out all their fun clothes for the evening.
The youngest partygoer definitely brought the cuteness.
As other decked out partygoers arrived, party aunt did her brand of photobombing.
Notice how cleverly this couple’s costume concept was brought together with adult punch.
The inner princess came out while playing a drinking game.
Since we were mostly experienced adults,
no one objected to the rule of sipping one’s beverage instead of taking a full shot.
Periodically, hats changed since there was a large bag of them to parade around in.
I managed to get one picture of the princess by herself.
Followed by her aunt and mother, who never seemed to wear the same outfit or hat in any given picture.
At my direction, all the men were rounded up for their group picture.
Here was the first attempt at the all women’s picture.
Then again.
And another because I wanted to make sure my leggings were in the shot.
The two birthday women assumed the position to blow out the candles.
Superstitious or not, I hope their wishes come true.
So many hats. I placed a nearby hat on the decorative skull.
Only when I reviewed the pictures later on did I actually see the cigarettes and lighter. What an intriguing story this picture tells.
Again, at my direction,
the music changed to reflect something the birthday girl would actually dance to despite the fact she doesn’t really like to dance. But of course, the true dancing queen was the aunt.
When it came to recording audio for my upcoming podcast, I thought it was merely an issue of buying professional-quality microphones, plugging them in and then riding that steep GarageBand learning curve. There were many more invisible steps involved in this journey, which didn’t take me very far, but I needed to take them.
Once I watched several YouTube videos and read many Googled articles, both URL microphones activated at the same time. I consulted more videos and online articles to learn how to record each microphone on two separate tracks.
After several failed attempts, I invited my roommate to watch the latest batch of videos with me to see if I’d missed anything while reviewing the notes I took the first few times I watched them.
This time around, I did something different. And that magical moment, in all its profanity, is captured below:
If I’ve ever teased my parents as they grappled with new technology, they have now been avenged!
On Christmas morning, I put on my best (and only) Christmas elf costume.
We’d long since stopped waking up early in the morning to open presents. Now, the priority was documenting the Christmas scene, including our outfits before we dove into the gifts.
When in actuality, the main picture we wanted to take was with the entire family.
My niece and I were the first two ready…for nearly 20 minutes.
Then my sister joined in.
We even took a combination of pictures, waiting for everyone else to get their acts together.
At last!
We finally had six people all together like a family.
This one shows more personality.
My sister dubbed it the “crazy” pose. She doesn’t get out much.
One of my nieces received a circle light mirror, so of course we all wanted to test it out.
I believe we were too close to the camera, but I love how this shot picked up the texture of my locks.
Something my brother-in-law was baking set off the smoke detector.
He thought he’d cancelled the emergency signal, but at least the firefighters had a sense of humor. They asked my brother-in-law if he’d burned Christmas dinner. Absolutely not! All the food turned out fine.
Fast forward to Saturday.
My sister’s family and I met other extended family and friends in a parking lot around 1 AM. After loading up our things, we all zonked out as comfortably as we could. We took one rest stop break, then a few hours later, ate breakfast at a restaurant in NC, where ten other extended family and friends joined us on the bus.
The kids on the bus cheered when we turned the last corner, bringing our cruise ship into view at a port in Charleston, SC. Since this was my first ocean cruise, I didn’t know if the boarding process would be as much of a hassle boarding a plane.
Turns out, it wasn’t, especially since I shared a cabin with my parents. All three of us were expedited through the line since Dad used a walker and a portable oxygen device.
While still in customs, one of my sisters gifted me a lanyard, which turned out to be invaluable. I realized that in the madness of the holiday season, I’d failed to research what one should pack for a cruise, which was uncharacteristic of me.
All the preparations I’d made for various things during the month of December had drained my energy. Packing for this part of my vacation was where I’d dropped the ball. In addition to not having a lanyard, I didn’t have a small bag to take a water bottle, towel and other things to go around the ship and when we disembarked at Nassau and Half Moon Cay. Plus, I totally spaced bringing enough cash for incidentals such as tipping baggage handlers or buying lunch off the ship at restaurants, which didn’t accept credit cards. I couldn’t believe that in this day and age business people wouldn’t accept credit cards. Just allot money for the fees as part of business expenses!
Once we cleared customs, I led my parents to the 6th floor on the ship, where our cabin was. I consulted the map near the elevator and walked straight to our cabin despite Mom questioning whether I was going the correct way. Additionally she questioned how we’d get our keys since we hadn’t gone to guest services.
I’d noticed envelopes tucked above the room number placards and hoped that the room keys were in it. We arrived at our cabin, just like I figured we would, and found our envelope with the keys in it, just like I figured they would be.
As soon as we entered the cabin, mom said there wasn’t enough room to “curse a cat.” I mentioned that the expression was “not enough room to swing a cat,” but she doubled down. We had to play cabin twister the entire time if more than one of us were walking around since their king size bed and my twin bed consumed most of the real estate. To gain a little more floor space, I asked our cabin steward to remove the mini fridge. In its place, I put Dad’s oxygen condenser, but it couldn’t use the outlet the fridge had used because it was a different voltage.
The upside: no iron in the cabin. Big victory for me since Mom would’ve nagged the shit out of me about ironing my clothes. Her choices were to live with wrinkled clothes or send them to be ironed. I’m proud to say, she chose the former.
For the first cruise activity, we danced on the deck.
Found myself doing those horrid line dances. The hardest thing about doing those monotonous dances was doing those monotonous dances.
Eventually, Thing 1 and Thing 2 joined us along with Mom.
This was the only way my 79-year-old mom would dance with me.
I would have preferred to wear one of the costumes.
Once things got rowdier, Things 1 & 2 & Mom disappeared.
Mom couldn’t look at the water while we were moving.
She had her back to the view during our first breakfast. She nor Dad didn’t even go to the upper deck to see the island when we were docked. Dad joked that they were like hermit crabs. On the last full day, my sisters and I finally got them to the open deck, but we first had them walk around the track twice although Mom tried her best to get out of it by first looking over the railing to see what other people were doing. After the first lap, she wanted to do a line dance because the music was playing, but we made her use that energy to take the second lap. We found them two seats in the sun and told the nearest married couple to take notes from our parents, who’d been married for 58 years.
Extended family and invited friends met in one of the clubs for a scheduled fellowship,
which included a brunch buffet. One of my sisters and an older cousin, who was now a grandfather, co-emceed the event. I read a poem to remember deceased family members. While I was up there, the host in me took over.
After reading the poem, I explained that whichever branch of the family they belonged to or was invited by as a family friend, they would come up on the stage for a group picture. Then, one member of that group would introduce everyone.
Prior to the start of the impromptu program, I had discussed this activity with my sister, who initially wanted to pass the mic and let each individual introduce themselves. I shot that down because I feared it would turn into an unwieldy quasi-graduation event.
The eldest member of a particular branch of the Strange family
(yes, that IS the actually surname!) introduced everyone in the group. Representing the Floyd Strange (#11) branch, in lime green, Mom fulfilled that duty.
Making introductions for the Theodore Strange (#12) branch,
in red, Theodore, Jr. fulfilled the duty, which included both Theodore the III and IV AKA “Q,” who was told he’d have to continue the naming tradition.
Introducing the Mary Strange (#9) branch,
in yellow, one of her grandsons, who was a grandfather himself, had an easy task since so few had attended the cruise. Make no mistake, this was a prolific branch of the family.
In total, there were twelve Strange siblings, of which, my maternal grandfather was the eleventh. Only nine out of the twelve had descendants, but no one from the other six branches of the Strange family came on the cruise.
I wish my immediate family would choose holiday cruises instead of exchanging gifts since it’s better to make memories. I envied a woman I’d met while gently boiling in the hot tub, who pitched just that deal to her family four years ago and they’ve been cruising every year since.
After the group photos and introductions, we’d only used up half of our allotted two hours.
I asked Mom to allow me to interview her on stage. Of course she didn’t want to do it, but I convinced her to sit in one of the two chairs I’d placed on stage. I grabbed the mic and sat down to ask her questions. Many were questions I’d asked her over the eight years I’d produced the Austin Writers Roulette because I’d written essays based on her answers.
We really got everyone’s attention, discussing our racist dog, Sandy. Mom steered the conversation to Sandy not allowing an Avon lady to visit the house when dad was home but Mom was not.
When I asked her about the first time she fired a gun, Mom said, “Oh, you mean the time I almost killed my brother?” Even the kids stopped playing cards to hear that story. Apparently, one of Mom’s brothers had been late to pick her and her sister-in-law (my aunt) up. Mom joked about pretending to shoot him when he finally showed up. My aunt, not wanting to risk harming her husband, suggested firing the gun out of the window to make sure it wasn’t loaded even though they saw no bullets. Sure enough, there was a bullet in the chamber. Mom never touched gun again.
Missing in action was another uncle, 90 years old, who had been very reluctant about cruising for the first time,
but he absolutely loved it. He spent most of his waking hours drinking and gambling. I was pleasantly surprised when I caught him drinking ice water, which I could easily identify because ice floats in water, but not in vodka. He actually disembarked during our Nassau stop because the casino was closed until six PM.
He made quick work of shopping at the market. He’d already bought a Bahamian fanny pack when my sister and I found him parked in his motility scooter. We assisted him in buying a straw hat. Afterwards he joked about the next thing he needed to buy: a drink.
Every evening, we ate dinner at an assigned table.
Although most items on our dinner menu were already included, alcohol, soda, and prime cuts of red meat weren’t. I didn’t miss having a glass of wine with dinner as much as I thought I would. I wasn’t merely being a cheapskate. I wanted to see if I’d experience motion sickness.
So, I drank lots of water throughout the day. Still, I ate more frequently, including about 3-5 desserts daily, especially the 24-hour self-serve chocolate frozen yogurt. At least I had CBD to put in my morning glass of water, which kept my ankle pain at bay for the most part and had the added benefit of keeping my colon rolling, which I credit the CBG for that.
We persuaded Mom to disembark at Nassau for a hot second,
but she was dead set against disembarking the following day at Half Moon Cay. Instead of docking at a port, the ship docked close to the shore. Anyone who wanted to visit Half Moon Cay had to take a water shuttle in form of a small boat. There was no way in hell Mom was stepping off a ship unless it was upon terra firma!
Not only was the ride smooth, but it also traveled slowly…
nothing like the previous water shuttle Mom had experienced with another cruise years ago. Despite the fact that we were the only ship docked, the beach with the complimentary lounge chairs was packed. Apparently one had to get up and off the ship far earlier than our little troupe cared to do.
We found four available lounge chairs partially submerged in the ocean.
The rest of us threw a large beach blanket on the sand nearby. The water was cold, but we eventually got used to it, even my cold-natured sister.
I did water aerobics, which probably did more to fatigue my trick ankle than anything else.
One of my nephews, who inadvertently forgot to pack his swimming trunks, became our photographer.
We cleaned up nicely in time to celebrate NYE.
Even got the hermit parents to come out and stay up to see in the new year.
But the NYE celebration was a little dicey since the free app that kept me informed about the ship’s daily activities hadn’t updated.
I thought the dance club opened at 11 PM, but it turned out to be 11:30. One drunk woman got rowdy about the doors not opening on time. Even her husband thought security was going to get her. He showed her on his phone that the doors would open later, but she wanted to use my phone as “evidence” that they’d advertised an earlier opening.
Then she wanted to us to bum rush the door by holding it open and telling us to walk through since we were first in line, but we didn’t budge. I don’t know if the other older black women in the front of the line had a similar thought, but the phrase “white privilege” kept replaying in my mind. I’m not sure what form of ship jail there was, but I felt confident that none of us blacks wanted to find out how we’d get punished more than our white counterparts. So we waited patiently.
Once we were legitimately inside, we secured great seats on the perimeter of the dance floor. All the stadium seating on the sides of the club had been curtained off. So we were fortunate to have been first in line.
I did more of those horrid line dances.
Around two AM, we hit the line at the 24-hour pizza place. For the first time ever, the line wasn’t terribly long. As I ate, I felt ready to be off the ship. Yet, that wouldn’t happen until the next day. I don’t know how anyone can stand more than a five-day cruise.
I wished my uncle a Happy New Year when I came across him at his home on the ship.
(That’s actually water beside the can of soda.)
Later in the day, on January 1st, I felt the clock ticking for different countdowns:
to disembark in Charleston, to load the bus, to eat at the lunch stop, to get to the airport, to catch the connecting flight, to ride the airport shuttle back home. Everything progressed without a hitch.
Even so, I saw a break in the mathematical pattern within that chain of events. Looking for my seat on the first leg of the trip, I wondered about row 33 off and on for the entire flight. Reminded me of something out of a Hogwarts train platform. Then I thought about how Christ was allegedly crucified at age 33. I trust the explanation of the missing row was probably something far less imaginative, but what a joy to see creative stimulus within a routine ending of a trip.
After hearing so much hype about the impossible burger, both from the marketing campaign and then from vegetarians/vegans, my roommate made trying one our latest food walk destination. I immediately coupled this food stop with a coffee shop that served alcohol to help the digestion of fast food.
As we waited in line, we witnessed a dad walk his family’s three burgers back to the counter because they all wanted cheese. At this point, my roommate stated that she wished she could take those sandwiches and give them to the campers–the people living in tents and lean-tos on the grassy median in front of the fast food joint.
I found her comment confusing since, silly me, I thought the food servers would merely add cheese to the burgers, especially since the sandwiches had sat on the counter for a while. Suddenly, the cashier swooped them up and threw them in the trash with such food-wasting flair.
I tried to comfort myself. “Well, I’m sure dumpster divers will enjoy those burgers later.”
My roommate popped that big happy bubble of delusion. “They bleach all the food they throw away.” Seeing the look on my face, she agreed that our country hates poor people.
Once we had our burgers, we sat at a table under too bright fluorescent lights, too close to the indoor playground, which was technically enclosed in another area, separated by glass. Foolish me thought I could improve the fast food burger experience with hot sauce–as if hot sauce was available.
Although the burger definitely tasted like meat, a feature some meatless eaters don’t like about it, I disliked the lettuce dripping out of the buns due to the excessive amount of mayonnaise. Nonetheless, I wolfed it down while thinking about how much food was thrown away on a daily basis, which meant my mind wasn’t obsessing about the cleanliness of the establishment.
We left in record time.
En route to a proper beverage, my roommate gifted her leftover fries to one of the campers who was walking in the opposite direction, eating a boxed fast food meal. What are the attainable food options for people experiencing both food and shelter insecurities? Granted, this neck of the woods wasn’t a food desert, but how could people prepare food? The cheapest, most convenient food is often the least nutritious.
The warmth of the coffee shop melted away the fast food experience. I knew I wanted hot chocolate with a shot of something, preferably Kahlua or some Irish cream whiskey. Instead, I basked in front of a wall of infused alcohol. After what felt like far too long, I chose a shot of vanilla and almond infused vodka.
I sipped my warm cup of chocolatey joy on the patio. Who knows if my digestive track needed an alcohol chaser to aid with that fast food. It was a beautiful way to end the day.
Since my roommate has trained for endurance sports for over a decade and I exercise every day,
I can count on her to walk with me for a couple of miles at least once a week. This normally occurs when there’s no capoeira class or I’m not in the mood to work out in the fitness room, especially if the weather is decent.
We figured these long walks would be more rewarding if there was a food destination attached. That way, we’d get a brief libation and bathroom break, then we’d walk back.
For this excursion, our destination was a Korean restaurant that looked relatively new. It wasn’t exactly in what most people would consider “walking distance,” but considering that we’re both very talkative, the time and miles would drift by.
About a fourth of the way into our excursion, we spotted Cowboy Santa coming our way. Some people start with the Christmas activities before Halloween, but since Thanksgiving had just passed, this horseback Santa was appropriate for the season.
(I normally like much clearer pictures than this, but the blurry Bigfoot aspect of this photo adds to the mystique. Actually, this is much better quality than most of those Sasquatch pictures.)
Once we were mere blocks from our destination, I said, “What if this Korean restaurant is one of those pretentious places that aren’t open on Mondays?” Of course that turned out to be the case. After all, there must be some universal truth that if you cross paths with something seemingly unlikely, like Cowboy Santa, then that’s got to be coupled with something like an overly hip place not being open for dinner at dinner time.
True, we could have researched their hours of operation online, but then we would have chosen another restaurant, perhaps taken a different route and NOT crossed paths with Cowboy Santa.
