Writers’ Retreat

It’s been years since I headed out of town immediately after school on a Friday. The mission for this getaway was to attend a writers’ retreat.  My regular schedule’s so jammed packed that it’s a vacation to abandon it for a spell.

In less than an hour, I arrived to the resort ranch and immediately saw some other writers from my group.  We herded into the reception area where the woman who had organized the whole thing sat, distributing room keys.

I was so tempted to take a shower to wash off the stress from the day, but I’d arrived late enough to be on time for dinner.  I washed my face and walked over to the dining hall. At least three groups were meeting and the tables had signs placed on them to show where each group was expected to sit.

I normally don’t make spaghetti and meatballs when I cook pasta; so it was a real treat to have that on the buffet. I sat down at a table for four and one woman announced that she had a spaghetti story, which she shared with us. She ended the story, stating that she knew it was strange to have a spaghetti story.  That encouraged me to tell them my spaghetti story.

When I was a Peace Corps Volunteer in Tanzania, I went to the market and bought tomatoes, carrots, garlic, and spinach to make spaghetti sauce from scratch for the first time in my life.  I’d sauted all the vegetables and added them to the boiled and mashed tomatoes that formed the sauce.

When everything had finished cooking, I arranged the pasta and sauce attractively on one of the cheap, bright orange plastic plates. Then I turned to my roommate and proudly said, “Look at my spaghetti!”

Her response: “Teresa, you have rat shit in your hair.”

Indeed I did. The other ladies at my table wondered out loud whether or not rat shit was in the spaghetti. Yet, my spaghetti had been delicious. Moreover, I’d learned during that time of my life not to look too closely at my food. In other developing country experiences, I learned about the medicinal properties of tequila.

After dinner, most of us went upstairs to write. One hardcore group sat in a boardroom setting that had large pleather swivel chairs and plenty of electrical outlets.  I knew that was the place for me. Even though I had read through the three submissions that I was critiquing, I had not gone through each one to make edits. I sat there and for nearly two hours, I went through each line and edited. Fortunately, only one out of the three needed extensive editing and I had started with that one first.

I was the last one to emerge from the boardroom. I joined the circle of writers, sharing their writing experiences.  It was a terrific bonding time with stories, drinks and lots of laughter. I’d heard that retreat for most of the seasoned members was the time that they became a part of the group.

I slept poorly for some reason, but at least I was on time for breakfast the next morning and rested enough to be clearheaded for our critique session. I volunteered to be the first one critiqued and it was not as gut-wrenching as I’d feared. As a matter of fact, I received a lot of good, useful feedback and practical advice. I made some of the minor changes in the moment and wrote notes to myself, but so far, no one has emailed her critiques/edits to me. I, on the other hand, emailed each writer as we’d begun to discuss her submission. Just goes to show who was the Virgo of the group!

After lunch, I hit the road in the hopes of catching my 2 pm tango lesson. Everyone at the writers’ retreat seemed intrigued by the fact that I took tango.  As a drove north on the highway, I called my mother. She always thought that I kept myself too busy, but I don’t know how to do things differently and still make the most of my life.  Plus with a bluetooth device, I could talk and still pay attention to the road.

I felt too tired to reenter my normal routine. I danced tango as best I could, but when I returned home, I napped for nearly two hours. Then, I made my famous “Screaming Orgasm Chocolate Cheesecake” for a Valentine’s Day celebration at school and at my Spanish class. Then I cooked for the week.

Since the night was still young, I went to a house party hosted by a fellow capoeirista and his roommate. I was interested in seeing more pictures that he’d taken during a photography project in Kenya. Just to prove that Austin is truly a small city, turned out that a few of the people at the party, I’d met a few years ago when I’d first moved here.

Some more capoeiristas showed up and before anyone could say axe (pronounced ah-SHAY), we formed a samba de roda, which brought the other party goers to the TV room to dance. There were too few capoeiristas to maintain a true samba de roda, but at least we were all having a good time.

As far as I’m concerned, that’s all I really want to do on the weekends in order to rejuvenate myself to face another week at school.

Super Saturday

I once joked that it was a good thing that February 2012 had an extra day since I’d probably have something scheduled every single day before the month arrived.  February has arrived and my prediction did not come true, but that’s only because a few things are scheduled on the same day…like this past Saturday for example.

I used to have a “swim day” sketched into my weekly schedule. For the past three weeks, I’ve swum on three different days, with this past workout happening yesterday. I even debated whether I should do it since I was going to capoeira music class, tango, a baby shower and then for most of the night, Carnaval.

Of course, since I’m 41, my main worry was would I have enough time to take a nap before Carnaval! My music class turned into an informational meeting about our security duty at Carnaval. My capoeira group has been forming a roda around the samba school and drummers for the past couple of years in order to keep over zealous partygoers from disrupting the show. Although my capoeira teacher gave us a quick lesson in how to do a basic takedown, I assured him that women were the worst offenders since guys tend to be polite–even if drunk.

Tango class was jam-packed with beginners.  It was nearly a cattle herd rather than line of dance. I’ll redeem myself this coming Thursday during the intermediate class.

I eventually found where the baby shower was taking place and was pleasantly surprised to see two women who used to train capoeira. As a matter of fact, the mother-to-be was also a capoeirista.

I returned home with just enough time to change clothes, put on a little eye makeup and my fun Halloween false lashes and head over to a pre-carnaval party with several other female capoeiristas who were ambitious enough to make their own theme-based costumes. This year’s theme was The Wizard of Oz.

One of the ladies had a witch’s hat; so I borrowed it for the night. I got in “line” to have my makeup done by one of two women there who were makeup and costuming enthusiasts. Although my on-the-fly costume wasn’t as flashy as theirs at least I wasn’t plain Jane capoeirista.

We walked over to the venue and miraculously all 26 capoeirists were on time. As usual, the show was spectacular and I only had to contend with one hostile, older black female during the first show.

By the time the second show rolled around, the crowd had swelled to over 5000 people and we had a time opening up the space even though we had barricades to help us.

Afterwards, all the female capoeiristas who had costumes changed into them and we formed an unofficial samba de roda and danced until the cops asked us to leave around 2 am. I had tried to get someone to walk me to my car about 30 minutes prior to that, but everything worked out.

I knew upfront that I wouldn’t make my usual Sunday 10 am bikram yoga class, but the noon class was wonderful. At least I reset my spine just in time for another fun-filled week.

Yes, We Have No Bananas

I finally got to participate in my very first flash mob, thanks to the Sustainable Food Center.  This past Saturday, Oct. 22 was National Food Day Celebration.  Austin’s already very focused on supporting local businesses; so it’s natural that there’s a huge emphasis on buying organic, local food from our “neighborhood” farmers as well.

One volunteer, Andrea, choreographed a jazz routine to “Yes, We Have No Bananas” and posted it to Youtube.  As soon as I saw the routine, I was pleased that I already knew how to do all the moves, but, as usual for me, I had to work on remembering the sequence–nearly the same challenge I have with capoeira sequences except there are some moves that I’m not sure I’ll ever get the hang of in capoeira!

We started rehearsing it last Saturday and although I kidded myself that I would practice along with the Youtube version at home, I never found the time to do that, but attended the Wednesday rehearsal along with the early Saturday morning rehearsal, an hour before the event.

About 50 or more of us volunteers and vendors participated. We ranged in age from about 4 to “mature, retired adult.” It was an exhilirating experience; so I won’t bother dwelling on the few mistakes I made.  I’m just happy that the small child to my left who I bumped into/stepped on a few times was a real trooper and kept dancing.

Afterwards, another volunteer, who had worked with the children to make flags, passed them out and we had a little parade around the market.  We even had a marching band song playing over the PA system.

That was a fantastic way to start off the day.  I returned home to paint, clean up and attend two hours of tango lessons.  We had a substitute teacher who actually ran the class at a refreshingly brisk pace and introduced us to different beginning and intermediate moves.  In between the beginner’s and intermediate lessons, I went to the bathroom and read on one of the posted flyers that there was a samba de gafieira workshop afterwards. This couple’s style of samba isn’t taught in Austin; so I felt obligated to stay after my three hours of tango lessons.  Besides, samba de gafieira is touted as the samba version of tango.

The Houston-based Brazilian couple were very friendly and patient with us.  My heart went out to them since they had to teach in a foreign language, something I’ve not even done despite the fact that most of my teaching experience has been outside the States. At the 4 1/2 hour mark of dance lessons, I felt that I couldn’t absorb another thing.  My partner, who takes tango lessons, hit the same wall. We’d learned four different moves with the basic step being the most challenging since it involved putting the opposite feet forward and back, compared to other ballroom dances such as salsa.

I crashed out on my bed for a good 40 minutes before tackling my daily fiction writing and a week’s worth of cooking. I’m so glad that I’d had four hours to get those things accomplished and just relax before heading back out to a birthday party that one of my capoeirista friends was celebrating downtown.

I’d never gone to that particular bar before and was rather surprised when the guy working the door asked me if I was there for karaoke or the birthday party.  I immediately said the birthday party since there was no way in hell I was there for karaoke!  As a matter of fact, the last time I went to a karaoke place, a friend had chosen to celebrate his birthday there.

Despite the fact that I was the first capoeirista to show up to the party, I must admit that I was highly impressed at the collection of interesting, friendly people who I did not previously know.  That was the first time in a long time that I had socialized easily with people I didn’t already know.

As a special treat, my friend had sent a shout out to all her favorite DJs to stop by and play for a bit to help her celebrate her birthday.  I had already danced for 5 hours; so I was not at all disappointed that not a single DJ played any salsa, samba or tango.  As a matter of fact, I found it rather pleasant just to talk with people and pass out my business cards.

Around a quarter to two am, my day was finally done.  Not a moment too soon…I still slept well enough to make it to my 10 am bikram yoga class. I feel that I’ve hit another good milestone with my yoga practice since my left lower back didn’t pain me as much.

And some strange mood has overcome me, but after months of making a small pile of clothes that I can no longer wear, I’m in the mood to go to Goodwill, get the replacements and then the mall for some inexpensive, going out dance shoes.  My cheap pair have seen better days and are in danger of falling apart when I least expect it.  Not that I care too much about looking shabby, I just don’t want anything to cause me to have another fall when I could have prevented it.  Besides, I must live to marathon dance another day!

Being Eaten Alive

I don’t often get relatives visiting me here in Austin, but I come from such a big family that I inevitably have distance cousins in every major city.  One such cousin, who I last saw when he was a toddler, is now all grown up and recently graduated from the Austin Police Academy this past Friday.

His parents flew in from Cascade, VA to witness the start of their son’s second career, after successfully completing a stint in the military.  I figured that I could make the ten-minute drive from my apartment to witness his special day, visit with some relatives and that fueled me to sit through three hours of ceremony.

One particularly poignant moment for me was when Austin Chief of Police Art Acevedo gave his advice to the newly graduated police officers.  He warned them not to let “the job” be their entire lives.  They should always make time for family, friends and outside interests or run the risk of being eaten alive.  His exact words were ,”or else this job will eat you alive.”

I’m currently in my third year at my high school and it’s the worst one yet, in terms of the administration.  It’s interesting how my classroom and the interactions with the students have greatly improved over time, but the administration has continued to gather more weapons in their arsenal to use against teachers.

Never have I heard so many teachers complain against a school administration before.  And yet, at this moment, the only thing that’s preventing me from being eaten alive is my sheer determination to fully enjoy my life outside of school.  Every weekend, I’ve planned at least one interesting, enriching thing to help revitalize myself.

I suffered insomnia two weeks in a row and knew that something had to change, either my attitude or my situation.  I chose the former since I’m in control of myself and can take actions to minimize the hostility and stress that the administration is purposely waging against us teachers. I dutifully attend both capoeira and bikram yoga twice a week to keep both my mind and body running well. 

I usually find some cultural fun to take advantage of.  This weekend it was the Mediterranean Festival, where, to my delight, I saw many salseros and tangueros among the crowd of festival goers.  Although none of us knew much about the traditional dances, we did our best.

I refuse to be eaten alive.  I will live life to the fullest and continue to bring as much creative energy to my classroom as I can while the administration, for its part, does everything in its power to prevent me.

Water Ceremony

There was something magical about this past Saturday that motivated three different organizers to plan all-night-long events. I can only state with certainty that the passing of the fall equinox on Thursday had influenced the date of the water ceremony that I attended–I’m not sure why the organizers of the all-night milonga or the all-night salsa party chose this Saturday.

I’d planned to attend this event nearly two months ago when I met Yvette, our spiritual guide for the ceremony.  I don’t know what her official title was, but she organized a very spiritual, woman-strong event this weekend.

She, along with her helpers, arrived at Alma de Mujer to outline the shape of a turtle with off-white rocks.  Laced around the rocks was string that had red ribbons tied around it.  Outlining the rocks and ribbon was a coarse yellow powder that I suspected to be cornmeal, but I noticed that there were no insects nibbling on it, which led me to believe that an organic insect repellent, such as a plant extract, had been mixed in with the corn meal to keep the insects away.

In the head of the   rocky turtle outline, was a sweet-smelling fire that was carefully attended to by one of Yvette’s helpers at all times.  One woman, in particular, held the position for the majority of the night.

Since water is a feminine entity, which makes up most of the planet, our bodies, and houses our unborn children, this ceremony was exclusively for women. All attendees wore either a skirt or dress, but as the sun went down and the temperature cooled, we all added second and third layers.  Some women, such as myself, were partially emerged in sleeping bags.

But sleep was not on the menu! Each attendant entered after being ritually smoke cleansed with sage and offering a pinch of untreated tobacco to the fire. Four women were the guardians of the cardinal directions and maintained a small fire, incense and prayer in the areas that made up the turtle’s feet. Some indigenous Latinas doubled as singers and dancers and the rest of us sat in two half moon rows, facing the altar, and added to the female energy in collective prayer.

I enjoyed listening to Yvette explain the different global water challenges from the radioactive waters in Japan to the effects of global warming and the melting ice. She mentioned the killing spree in Norway and how the water retained a memory of that carnage. She then transitioned to how, like the Earth, our bodies are mostly water and how women carry their unborn children in water. Ideally, everytime we drink water, we should say a prayer for where has come from and for where it is going. Fortunately, we all had the opportunity to honor this important nutrient.

One of the items that Yvette asked us to bring was flowers.  I normally don’t buy flowers, but chose some very colorful daisies. I’m so glad I did since during the ceremony, all the flowers were mixed together, but I took pride in seeing mine among the rest.  We were given a bunch of flowers and had to break off the stem so that four inches remained. Some of the flowers were used for the altar. Once there was a sufficient amount of flowers with four-inch stems, two women took cylindrical wooden sticks that were about 3 feet long and started wrapping/tying the flowers to the sticks with string.  All the while we worked with the flowers, songs, mostly in Spanish, were sung.  I could hardly join in the singing, but Yvette encourgaged us to hum and some of the singers shared their rattlers with us. When one song came to an end, the flower work had to stop until a new one had begun.  This strangely reminded me of capoeira’s respect for music. If there’s a pause in music, the capoeiristas circle around until the music starts again.

Yvette explained that the music was a form of prayer that went into the work being done. In the end, those flower sticks were absolutely gorgeous. As soon as the flower sticks had been completed, the singing stopped.  A woman, who was not part of any of the indigenous dance group, let the spirit of the moment guide her dance. We were silent, not even speaking in hushed tones among ourselves. The only sounds that accompanied her dance were the insects, the wind and the rustling leaves. Even the disco that could be faintly heard earlier had ceased. I figured it must have been around two am.

Afterwards, the four guardians were invited to face the altar to pray and speak about their experience. Another woman took the main fire guardian’s place so she too could speak to the group. A woman who had led many of the songs with her powerful voice spoke. Yvette spoke and one of her assistants spoke, mentioning that at last year’s water ceremony, they were at a beach that had been polluted by oil, courtesy of BP.  Two days after the ceremony, BP had finally stemmed the oil leak.

We exited the turtle totem. Most women ate since none of us had eaten since sunset, but I was not hungry at all.  I’d barely drank water, but what I needed the most was sleep.  One of my friends, who was the guardian of the West, invited me to sleep in the room where she and her two daughter were since there was four beds.

On Sunday morning at 7 am, someone came into our room and woke us up by announcing that we were beginning again.  I felt a little groggy, but most importantly, even though I’d forgotten to pack my night guard, I did not have sore jaws. There’s something to be said about the side benefits of healing prayer.

I dutifully reported to the turtle totem, still not having broken my fast.  As much as I love food, I didn’t feel any hunger pains until hours later.  We entered the totem, throwing a pinch of pure tobacco atop the smoldering ashes of last night’s bonfire, but this time, we were cleansed by one of two flower sticks.

As two women knelt side by side facing the altar, two of the older women, each with a flower stick in hand, first laid the flower stick on the top of the kneeler’s head, then ritually placed the stick against various body parts on the front and back. Then two other women, holding a basket of flower petals, gently tossed a handful of petals on one of the kneeler’s heads.

After all women were cleansed with the flower sticks, we walked to a nearby stream to make our flower offering to the water. The dancer/singers and guardians first made their offerings followed by those of us who were mainly strengthening the energy with our presence.

We returned to the totem, but no one entered.  Once the sun was in a certain height in the sky, all the dancers  entered, along with a drum and the drummer led the group in greeting the four cardinal directions, the sky and the earth. Even those of us who were not dancers faced the directions indicated by the drummer. Then women from the different groups (tribes?) led the other dancers in one or two of their own native dances.

The medley of native dances lasted nearly two hours and ended the same way it had begun, acknowledging the six cubic directions. The dancers ate in the totem. Those of us who had not left early, filled up a picnic table that was on the porch of the main lodge since it was pleasant in the shade.

I loved the free-flowing conversations unhindered by male energy. None of us male bashed, but simply spoke of some of our challenges, directly or indirectly related to gender.

Before leaving, I passed out my business card. Whenever I have such a connection with other people, whether I may ever see them again or not, I make a point to pass out my business card.  With these women in particular, we had all bonded in a very spiritual experience.  I especially wanted them to have my contact information.

I’m excited to see the ramifications from the event.

Sade/John Legend Concert

Back in July when I first saw that Sade and John Legend were performing in Austin on my 41st birthday, I knew I was going to attend. Unlike last year, I chose to have a simple birthday celebration instead of a whole day’s itinerary, inviting friends to join me in various activities.

Although I would have been perfectly happy to witness what turned out to be the best concert I’ve ever seen from the comforts of the nosebleed seats, my friend who is far more into the music scene (and has more disposable income!) insisted that we get the “good seats” and as a birthday present to me, paid the difference of my “top price” to pay for any concert ticket.

What can I say? It’s wonderful to have friends who are better paid than the typical public school teacher salary! We had fantastic seats on the lowest risers near the floor seats, but with the luxury of not being on the floor. That way, no matter whether the people on the floor stood or sat, they did not block our view.  I actually find it funny that floor seats cost the most money and, for my temperament, would cause me the most frustration.

The concert was delayed for “safety reasons,” but I was not the least bit upset since I had good company and the energetic buzz of the venue was wonderful.  As a matter of fact, I’d not seen that many black people gathered in one place in Austin before.  Nonetheless, we were STILL in the minority.

John Legend came out in a delicious-looking cream colored suit and covered Adele’s “Rolling in the Deep,” adding his own special magic to it. I’m not as familiar with his music as I am with Sade’s, but I still enjoyed the richness of his voice. My friend, the armchair music critic, commented that the sound was “off.” I hadn’t noticed it except that by the second song, I fought off the urge to put my earplugs in. Afterwards, he switched into more of a crooner mode and I no longer had the need for earplugs and my friend stated that Legend should stick to that style of music.

I sensed that Legend was coming close to the end of his performance; so I trekked up the stadium stairs to use the bathroom.  I figured that missing the last bit of his set was not as detrimental as missing a single moment of Sade. Of course, he sang “Greenlight” while I was in the bathroom, but the silver lining is that I’ve not been so beautifully serenaded while using the bathroom.

A sheer curtain surrounded the stage as they changed the sets between performances. Some of us in the crowd made a joyful trip down memory lane as music from A Tribe Called Quest, Tupac and Notorious B.I.G. Yet, when the house lights dimmed and the stage lights slowly arose, we all cheered to see Sade arising from below the stage.

The sheer curtains shot back diagonally as if they were fleeing spirits. The crowd, myself included, shouted in surprise. Her opening song was “Soldier of Love” and she looked like an attractive soldier dressed in a black pantsuit with stylish black heels–which she promptly switched out of in favor of more comfortable footwear as her first of several dress changes.

Throughout the concert, I was mesmerized by the lighting and video projections.  The biggest screen at the back of the stage, normally showed pre-recorded images that enhanced whichever song they were performing.  The two smaller side screens usually showed a close up of something that was happening on the stage.

At one point, a thin see-through veil enveloped the stage and projected image of a road and trees were shown on the big screen and the veil.  If one looked at a side screen, then the image came together of Sade walking down the middle of a tree-lined road.  Iwas just blown away.

During the band’s “intermission,” the instruments were subtly lowered into the stage as the stage lights dimmed and the big screen showed a mini-movie intro leading up to “Diamond Life.” Although there was no one on stage, the voice over, which sounded similar to a Mickey Spillane tale, entertained the audience.  Iwas riveted since I did not know what to expect next.

I’ve just never witnessed such a theatrical concert that combined so many high tech aspects, but did not seem cluttered or drown out her beautiful sultry voice.

The bar has definitely been raised as far as the next concert is concerned.  That would be Meshell Ndegeocello.  She’s another sultry-voiced woman.  She’s also a sensational bassist; so I’ll see how enthralling her performance will be compared to Sade’s.  I know that it is not fair to compare the two, but I know I’ll do it subconsciously.

New Beginnings

This week I celebrated the beginning of two very different things: a new capoeira studio and a marriage.  The interesting thing is how both events gathered well-wishing people together, brought out all the smiles and daydreams about all the good times that are to come.

Of course with my luck, I’m going to be out of town the first week when the capoeira classes start at the new studio and I’m going to miss my friend’s wedding, but at least I was present for the first roda at the new studio and the “pre-wedding girl party” for my friend, which started off at Barton Springs pool and ended at her house .

Funny thing, I have hardly ever come to our Thursday rodas since I don’t actually enjoy playing capoeira, but I absolutely love training, which keeps me in shape. Just like I have no intentions of marrying, but I love helping my friends celebrate their special occasion.

At both events, I took pictures.  As a matter of fact, I took 150 pictures at the roda since it was challenging to capture a good shot of the capoeiristas playing.  Whereas during my friend’s pre-wedding party, I got some good candid and posed shots once I selected the correct flash setting.

As I suspected when I was 35, I’m becoming increasingly sentimental as I age.  I feel so fortunate to have my life peppered with so many reasons to celebrate.  My father said during his 70th birthday celebration a few years ago that the key to living a good life was laughing a lot and being happy. Like father, like daughter.

Don’t Play Well with Balls

I’ve always thought of myself as the most uncoordinated person who was still motivated to do coordinated things. With lots of practice and determination, I’ve become quite decent at salsa dancing, swimming and training capoeira, but note how none of those coordinated activites involves balls.

I finally realized when I was a young adult that I don’t do well at any sport or game that involves balls.  And the more balls, the worse.  The last time I played pool, the only ball that I sank was the cue ball. The last time I bowled, I actually scored an impressive 133, but I shamelessly had the bumpers up.  I’ve tried to bowl like an adult before, but concluded that with my special spherically-challenged handicap, I earned the right for extra assistance in my game.

Excluding ball-based activities from my life has not blocked my happiness. I’ve happily taken advantage of many wonderful things in life where I did not have to dribble, shoot, bowl, throw, catch, pitch or hit any balls. Yet, I still practice eye-hand coordination when I paint; so I’m not exactly sure what’s the basis of my spherical challenge.

So it’s quite ironic that this past Saturday, in the heat of the day, I played soccer for the first time.  Granted, the field was one-fourth regulation size and we only had 15-minute playing halves with a 15-minute break in between, but I could not be told that it didn’t count as a full game.  I wanted to quit after the first half along with one member of the opposing team. We figured that the teams would still be equal.  Instead, we were convinced to play goalie. 

If ever I find myself in such a situation again, I’ll definitely play goalie again since I’m over all this running back and forth in the heat of the day.  Besides, I was pretty good at blocking potential goals, catching a few and swatting away others. I’m sure my goalie efforts helped my team win the game, 5-4.

As I watched the women’s US soccer team battle it out with the Japanese team, I could truly sympathize with their efforts.  I marveled at how much they ran around without becoming winded until the very end where they were unfortunately defeated. Everyone at my table seem defeated as well except for me.  That’s how I know I’m not at risk at becoming a sports fanatic.

As far as being a ball player…I’ve got a long way to go, but with my humble attitude about my skills, I’ll just have fun with my incompetencies.

Hanging Out with Family

My two-week visit “back home” is nearly drawing to an end, but at least my visit will end with a bang since tomorrow’s the Fourth of July.  I love coming home to attend my family reunion and then spend additional time with my immediate family.  Some people find it hard to believe that I’m so close to my family since I’ve lived either out of state or out of the country.  As a matter of fact, when I flew into Dulles, Mom welcomed me “To the Land of the Living” as if I were coming from a much more exotic place than Austin, TX.

I always feel that I eat too much and exercise too little when visiting my family. I was smart enough to write down some of the beginning capoeira curriculum before I left Austin both to teach my 10-year-old nephew and to make sure that I practiced while I was away.  At 40.9, there’s no way that my body’s going to bounce back well from a two-week total absence from capoeira.  Fortunately, my nephew’s a very active, energetic soul who happily practiced with me twice  in the backyard and once at a waterpark.

This particular waterpark was more geared toward much younger kids, but my nieces, nephew and I still managed to have a rip-roaring good time.  In my normal life, I usually swim 21 laps (3 sets of 7 different strokes) twice a week, but I only raced my nephew a few laps in the underpopulated pool.  We were very lucky since, as we pulled up to the waterpark around 4pm, two busloads of screaming schoolkids on summer break were fetched away! I spent most of my time in the pool, practicing several capoeira kicks.  Of course, my nephew joined me. With nothing much better to do, even my two nieces practiced each kick a few times.

Another day, we went bowling.  As soon as we entered the bowling alley, I spotted a sea of gray-haired people and leaned over to Mom and whispered, “This is where people your age hang out.”  When we walked over to the counter to get our tacky two-toned highlighter colored bowling shoes, I loudly and without a trace of shame requested bumpers.  My older sister teased me, but I didn’t care.  I know my limitations.  I don’t do well with any sport or game that involves balls; so this would be the only way I could bowl and enjoy myself.  Besides, it has been years since I’ve bowled.

Bowling has become so high tech now that they can program who gets bumpers and who doesn’t. Everytime my sister bowled, the bumpers dropped, but they were present for her kids and me.  Plus, the score was automatically done by the computer.  I had been looking forward to brushing up on my bowling math, but shook my head in slight disgust that all this automation would lead us to being a dumber society.  Nonetheless, the automatic scoring told the truth: I won the first game with 133 points!  I’d bowled 4 strikes.  At the end of the first game, I knew that my second game would be lackluster since my right shoulder was in pain. Even though I was third place for the second game, I was still the overall winner.

When my sister had first mentioned going bowling, her kids had screamed “chili cheese fries!” So after bowling two games, we got two orders of the intestinally challenging dish.  It was so warm, gooey and yummy, I felt guilty about every delicious bite. Surely I’d pay somehow for eating it.

This morning, Igot up a little too early for my taste, 8 am.  When school’s in session, 8 am is “sleeping in,” but since I’m in the middle of vacation, it’s a wee bit early.  We all got dressed to go to church, which I love attending since I don’t go to church in Austin.  I love Black baptist churches, but I’ve never had the desire to join one or be baptized. It’s not that I don’t think I’m worthy or think I’m better than any other Christian.  I’ve just never believed that those things were necessary for my relationship with God. And whenever I can cut out the middle man, I do.  That’s why I self-published my first novel.

The minister seemed annoyed by the low attendance and commented about how we would stay longer if we continued acting like we didn’t really want to be there!  Either he was joking or the energy changed enough in the room that he saw fit to release us after an hour and a half. Whatever the case, I liked his message of Independence Day being more than just our freedom from British rule. We should celebrate our liberation from whatever challenges that used to enslave us.  As I gear up to start a new school year, I’m going to see how much systemic foolishness I can emancipate myself from.

Family Reunion 2011

Last year, I missed the annual family reunion on my mom’s side of the family because I chose to study and in between the two summer sessions, I changed apartments.  This summer, I fought for my right to party! And since I”m a workaholic nerd at heart, that pretty much means that I’m not working, studying or moving this summer.  Pure bliss!

I flew into DC and was picked up by one of my sisters and her family and quickly whisked to a wonderfully delicious seafood restaurant. I relax my normal workout and diet regime when visiting with my immediate family since I’m outnumbered. My sister, Renee looks forward to my visit since among other things, I help them get back “on schedule” with their exercise routine.  From my perspective, however, I don’t exercise nearly as much I as normally do! Could be all the marathon TV watching I do in their company.

Two days later, we trekked about 5 hours south and checked into our hotel where we normally stay when attending our family reunion.  Thanks to the magic of cell phones, Mom was waiting for us in the lobby to greet us and give me my room key since I would share a double with my other sister.  After giving Mom a hug, I went to my room, hugged my sister and threw myself onto the bed.  I announced to my sister, “This is all the family reunion I need!”

After a much too brief nap, we all loaded up into two SUVs and headed to the fish fry, which is always held on the Friday preceding our main family reunion main event on Saturday afternoon. I was especially excited to visit with my extended family and to see how our permanent shelter where we hold our reunions had been decorated with a Hawaiian theme.  We’re not descendants of Hawaiians, but do we care?  We are a creative extended family who always have a good time when we get together.

I was rather impressed that a few relatives had asked me about my book, Tribe of OneI knew that a handful of them had heard of it and some had even downloaded it on their Kindle, but I have the feeling that, due to the adult nature of the Tribe, my usual promoter, Mom, had not advertised to many people.  Well, the gig would be up on Saturday since I was part of the entertainment lineup.  In addition to that, I was apparently going to do a hula dance as well–a genre of dance that I’ve not actually taken classes for.

Everybody was colorfully decked out in their Hawaiian best on Saturday.  And for the first time, I noticed that someone had even thoughtfully hung a picture of Obama since there’s no doubt in my family’s mind that he’s an American!  My sister and I set up a table where I displayed copies of Tribe and she, being far more ambitious than I, had baskets of decorative roses as a cancer fundraiser, her face painting paraphernalia and a surefire kid-pleasing basket of candy and stickers. Even though I’m a self-published author, one thing I’ve never yearned to do was sit chained to a table and sell my book.  With my sister by my side and surrounded by extended family, the experience was wonderfully different.

Since our table display attracted a steady stream of interest, I periodically dashed off and take some pictures and socialize with my relatives.  I was pleasantly surprised when I first returned to the table to discover that one of my older cousins had just purchased Tribe and was patiently waiting for me to return and sign it. In the first of several signings, I began with the word “cousin.” All in all, six of my cousins bought my book, two of whom were a mother and daughter and another daughter in the same family had already downloaded it!

By the time I sat down to eat my much anticipated family reunion food: fried chicken, macaroni w/cheese, string beans, sweet corn and corn bread; I was beyond hungry and very happy that my “cousin-in-law” who emceed the program had not called me up to read an excerpt from my book yet.

I followed an older woman, who I’d never seen before (I’m not sure since she wore huge face-covering shades the entire time), recited two very moving poems from memory.  So, not only was her poems inspirational and “clean,” but she’d had them memorized! I nervously walked up to the front, quickly played with the tricky microphone situation while informing everyone that I had relocated to Austin, TX and was no longer in “Africa.” My relatives swear up and down that they cannot keep up with where I live.  I had served as a Peace Corps volunteer in Tanzania from ’92 to ’94 and had taught in Egypt from ’01 to ’03, but from ’03 to ’09, I was in Mexico and Honduras–something that most had collectively forgotten (and not a sole other than my immediate family remembers the brief teaching jaunt in Seoul for 14 months), but the Motherland is hard to forget, even if they’ve never visited.

I briefly warned my devoutly Christian relatives that my book contained “adult content” and even joked that my mother might want to put on earplugs, which of course she wouldn’t do for the world at that point. I told them that the inspiration for my book came when I dreamed the first line, “Life would be so much easier if I wasn’t a gay man trapped in a black woman’s body.” According to one of my sisters, everyone’s eyes got big for the first of several shocking moments of my ten-minute reading.

I especially chose a chapter that only had one curse word, which I didn’t get to since I didn’t read the whole chapter. Yet I read the word “lesbian” and used the word “balls,” meaning “meatballs,” but in tasteful double entendre. Since the speakers were right above my head, I heard myself a little too well and couldn’t hear my audience well enough to interact with them as much as I would have liked to.  The biggest laugh during the reading came when I read the part about how the more expensive a barbeque grill, the less inclined men are to allow women around it.  At that point, I joked a little with my relatives before continuing with the rest of the reading.  Yet I didn’t read the full chapter since I couldn’t hear their reaction to the reading and thought best not to bore them. 

Once I got to a good stopping point, which was after a flirty exchange between the main character, Salome, and her man du jour, I stopped, telling them if they wanted to know what would happen next, they would have to purchase the book, either on-line or they could buy it from me while at the family reunion.  One of my younger, enthusiastic second cousins immediately followed me out to the table where I promptly sold and signed her a book.  She told me that I’d inspired her since she had always wanted to write screenplays and had just completed her first film.  I gave her one of my business cards and told her not to let anyone stop her from doing what she wanted to do.  I even gave her a sound piece of advice, “The best way to shut up someone who says you can’t do something is to accomplish whatever you’re trying to do.”

Blessedly, the hula moment didn’t materialize and I got to enjoy listening to a group of teenaged cousins play music.  They started off with Al Green’s “Love and Happiness,” followed by an original composition that sounded familiar and a jazzy tune. Later on, one of my 5 year-old third or fourth cousins brought the house down singing a Justin Bieber song.  Thank God I didn’t follow him!

We left around 9 pm, mainly because my parents were exhausted.  I feebly attempted to counter balance some of my vacation eating by working out on the elliptical machine in the hotel workout room for 30 minutes, but I’m not too stressed out about it since I’ll shed those pounds once I return to life as I know it in Austin.  In the meantime, I’m just so happy that I’ve had a chance to reconnect with my extended family