Category: Austin Writers Roulette

Mama knows best

On that you can rest

Advice is free

Upon delivery

Wisdom lines her nest

For this roulette, the usual host went back to 1969 and brought back her 29-year old mother to host!

She recommended the hot toddy for any seasonal cold one may have been suffering during the show.

Then she told the audience about how she was living in Okinawa in 1969, where the humidity was so high, she chose to wear wigs rather than continue its battle with her natural hair.

Thom the World Poet brought a “Best in Show” award for the best open mic performance.

As usual, once they took the group picture, the show promptly started.

They took another group picture during intermission when all the rouletters had finally arrived.

Birdman 313 kicked off the show, reciting a list of Mom Wisdoms. We all liked #4: “A hard head makes for a soft ass.”

Magic Jack ATX added a personalized prequel to his mother’s favorite poem, which praises mothers and sons.

Donna Dechen Birdwell told the person drama and politics behind mothers and daughters.

Lila McCall wrote a book of Momisms for her straight-A daughter when she first left for college so she would know what to do while on her own and not have to move back home!

Teresa Y. Roberson shared her mother’s and grandmother’s home remedies for the most common ailments.

Thom the World Poet, accompanied by Magic Jack ATX, chanted some of the wisdoms his mother shared with him over the decades such as “Make sure you have more in-come than out go” and “You’re big enough and ugly enough to look after yourself!”

Before the intermission, the host invited audience members to get a medicinal hot toddy for themselves. Then, the open mic ensued with the following poets:

Sarah Kennon

Birdman 313

Donna Dechen Birdwell

Thom the World Poet accompanied by Magic Jack ATX

Magic Jack ATX accompanied by Thom the World Poet

Michael Kennon

Sarah Kennon won the open mic with her powerful poem, “Hi, my name is…”, which took a stand against the derogatory comments men have hurled her way.

The difference between us and them

Increasingly grows very slim

We both bleed

We both need

Cultural exchange is a gem

The Rouletters gathered together for the most spectacular and last time in 2014 for “International Flavor.”

Not only did they have a record number of artists (15), but they also had two artists, Cathrin Gordon and Donna Dechen Birdwell, who set up video technology before the show.

A pretty gutsy move for Gordon for her first time on the roulette!

Host, Teresa Y. Roberson, sported her international look with a Canadian tuque, Jordanian vest, Goodwill shirt and shorts, Peruvian socks, and discount hiking boots purchased in Denver.

Geovani Zambrana brought some international spice and romance to start the show.

Birdman 313 reminisced about the romantic side of Paris at night.

Special guest, Patricia Fiske, first read her own poem “Queenie” as an introduction to Sue Littleton’s poem about the Egyptian goddess, Isis.

Then Fiske brought her own regality, reading about her racy past in New York. 

Allyson Whipple captured the vivid moments from her international travels, especially Vienna.

Tina Posner unfolded a story of love, Madagascar and a stray puppy.

Birdwell brought her hi-tech TV and displayed a video about her travels around Nepal and showed people doing “Korwa.”

Roberson read about the 21-year international reaction to her locks.

David Fried read an excerpt from “Seamen on the Poop Deck,” which took place on his ship, The Raging Queen.

Roberson couldn’t resist taking a picture during intermission with another artist who finally outdid her own costume!

Sarah Kennon provided the historical and poignant international background of contemporary American events.

Stephanie Webb explored racial stereotypes within our ethnic melting pot in “Acting Race.”

Lila McCall gave us the timeline of her international travels.

Sam Patteson shared his food adventures and cultural mishaps in Japan.

Gordon ladled out some cultural soup along with thematic video images.

Magic Jack ATX shared his nostalgic memories of Dublin.

He then sang an original traveling song with DJ Cabrini-Green accompanying him on his Moroccan drum.

Michael Kennon fiddled an Irish and a Scottish song.

Then the Kennon siblings sang a translated Gaelic song, followed by another mostly in Gaelic.

Join the Austin Writers Roulette on January 11th for their “Redemption” show!

No need to fear                    Leave past transgressions behind

Just ‘cause it’s a new year     To yourself and others be kind

This is your clean slate         Only the present has potential

So why hesitate?                  For new activity experimental

The Austin Writers Roulette kicked off its 2015 season with “Redemption.”

Proving once again great creative minds think alike, both Thom the World Poet and Teresa Y. Roberson sported their winter white. He wanted to symbolize winter weather and she wanted to symbolize a holy person.

Roberson’s younger cousin, Veronica redeemed herself by visiting again since last year.

Poet, Cathrin Gordon, dressed in the opposite manner, as a little devil. Roberson couldn’t resist showing off her black boots as well.

Poet Jonathan Lowell redeemed himself by attending once again. His only other visit to the roulette occurred January 2014.

The various roads to redemption correspond to the individual.

Nonetheless, we can all appreciate a delicious mimosa, the theme drink! Note how poet Allyson Whipple has what she called a “Whipple Mimosa,” meaning all champagne and no OJ.

Birdman 313 talked about a song of redemption to the moon.

Whipple, who was raised Catholic and in the Midwest, proved there was redemption and humor in apologizing to everything and everyone.

Lowell had unwittingly submitted to this roulette when he shared his latest book of poetry with the organizer. Being a good sport, Lowell read three unusual redemption poems from the perspective of a whale, a birdcage and a snow globe. 

Lila McCall discovered it’s never too late to redeem one’s self, even on New Year’s Eve.

Cathrin Gordon found redemption, freedom and her voice from her childhood.

Daniel Davila, in a pseudo-North Carolinian accent, related the hate crime he survived and danced his way to redemption while remembering a “thin blue ribbon of sky.”

Teresa Y. Roberson advised everyone to issue “redemption coupons” in order to clear their conscious and move on.

Thom the World Poet gave an offstage delivery about redemption, accompanied by Davila and Ron Kewin.

The audience was invited to sign up for the open mic.

Ron Kewin, accompanied by Davila, started the open mic.

Allyson Whipple

At this point, audience member, Jesse, whispered to the organizer, “I don’t like thinking while I’m drinking!”

Birdman 313

Veronica Hunte

Daniel Davila, accompanied by Kerwin.

M. Alexis

Capoeira teacher, CW AKA “Rastinha,” invited the audience to stand up and do the basic capoeira move, the jinga.

Thom the World Poet, accompanied by Davila, ended the show by saying, “Welcome to yourself.”

Please join the Austin Writers Roulette Sunday, February 8th for “Bad Date Night.”

How did we get here?

Is all the blame on beer?

You were sane when we met

But now the drama’s set

You’re not really my type

 I don’t believe the hype

Let’s go it alone

Delete my data off your phone

The Rouletters got together to talk about their worst dates ever!

In order to sweeten the experience, a cornucopia of donated goodies were on hand.

A gal’s and guy’s bagful of goodies were up for grabs for the best story of evening.

Audience members received adult-themed lollipops, lubricant and a vibrating cockring.

A description for the cornucopia of goodies was printed out so the audience could make an informed choice.

Chairs were decorated with giveaway stickers and calling cards.

About five men asked the host if she were a real nurse. Then all stated they would feign illness if so.

The theme drink was a “flaming asshole,” which the host announced was the only way one could actually enjoy such a condition!

Magic Jack ATX relived the classic blind date bad date.

He even brought a box of cookies to share with fellow poets.

Birdman 313 revisited the classic Facebook bad date with a woman even bigger than he.

Daniel Davila recounted the three out of nine lives of a dating cat.

Lila McCall shared her frat boy blind date story, which started out with a simple question: “How bad could it be?” Pretty bad, as it turned out!

Allyson Whipple told the audience about coitus interruptus when a guy’s parents suddenly appear.

Host Teresa Y. Roberson suggested for men to avoid another boring Valentine’s Day bad date by scheduling a vasectomy.

Thom the World Poet, accompanied by Magic Jack ATX and Daniel Davila, recited a series of entertaining missed love connections. One rejection went like this: “I don’t know you.” “I don’t know myself either.”

After Thom the World Poet left the stage, the music segued into an original Magic Jack ATX love song jazzy composition, “It’ll Come to You.”

Audience members were invited during the intermission to sign up for the open mic.

Ron

Jason

Jacob

Allyson

Daniel w/ Magic Jack 

Birdman 313

Mackenzie

Thom the World Poet w/Magic Jack ATX & Daniel Davila

McKenzie won the gal’s adult bag with her spoken word about how having a single bad date may have prevented her from having bad long-term relationships.

Thom the World Poet won the guy’s adult bag through his usual bedazzling improvisation with musicians.

I know we disagree                     Using our imagination

We’re different, you & me         Being in the other’s situation

Each with our own objective     A new lesson can be learned

Seeing our own perspective     A broader horizon earned

The Rouletters stepped out in shoes that expressed who they were–at least for this event.

For the first time in the history of the Austin Writers Roulette, they posed for the group picture with just their shoes.

Their most dramatic pose came reflected in a mirror they’ve ignored for the past two years.

Their most rockstar bartender agreed to show off her footwear, comfy sneakers with bold yellow stripes, reminiscent of lightning bolts.  Very apt for her enthusiastic running around.

The theme drink for the event was a Cuba libre.

The host, Teresa Y. Roberson, welcomed everyone to Daylight Savings Day, International Women’s Day and the show.

Stephanie Webb, the inspiration for this month’s theme, wore her purple/pink sneakers, indicative of her triathlete training. She told us about the road she’s walked as a Christian, liberal, descendant of slaves and mixed heritage.

Mackenzie wore her cream stilettos. She shared a story about her husband’s painful journey in her shoes when a bigot “congratulated” him for having a mixed-race family.

Teresa Y. Roberson’s Bootzilla-inspired footwear symbolized a unity of colorful feathers,  representing the differences among all people. She shared the last time she put her foot in her mouth.

Donna Dechen Birdwell sported her daughter’s 7th grade shoes. She talked about how she’s been wearing them for 17 years, but for the last 10, her daughter has been teaching her how to walk in her footsteps.

“I’m wearing falsies!” David Young happily proclaimed about his strap-on buckles. He shared a shoe poem, which celebrated a lifetime of wearing comfortable men’s shoes and being in no danger of wearing stilettos.

Thom the World Poet, who claimed to have never owned a new pair of shoes, always walks in another’s shoes. 

During Thom’s performance, the audience clapped and stomped.

This evening would not have been complete without a picture of the International Women who participated.

The biggest fan of the host’s boots was a English bulldog named Lilly.

The host dodged most of Lilly’s playful efforts, yet puppies are persistent.

Working together with Lilly’s dad, the host managed to rescue the costume so Roberson could continue hosting the open mic.

Fleeting happiness                       This high emotion won’t last

Loving everything as is                            Stability’s fading fast

Blind with joy of today                This part of life is like a recess

Reality’s hidden away               Break’s over; pick up the pieces

The Fool hosted this show!

The Austin Writers Roulette gathered once again–this time to discuss the many facets of Fools’ Paradise.

Prior to the show, The Fool couldn’t help posing with one unsuspecting venue patron before enlisting him and his friends to move furniture.

Since the lovely bartender, Vivian, had colorful hair, she joined the fools and volunteered patron in the pre show pictures.

First-time rouletters, Amber Andersen and Laura Bruce also got to take a pre show picture with The Fool.

Donna Dechen Birdwell arrived with her “Belize Paradise” bag.

Kicking off the show, Birdman 313 described how fools fall in love.

Amber Andersen recounted a drunken fools’ paradise.

John Kojak told of an escape from an abusive fools’ paradise.

Daniel Davila answered the age-old question why fools fall in love.

Laura Bruce explored the emotional side of paradise.

Donna Dechen Birdwell embraced something better than a fools’ paradise.

Lila McCall warned us about the impending Paradise Lost with disappearing freshwater.

Mackenzie demonstrated the grass is not always greener on the other side of paradise.

Stephanie Webb detailed the foolish state of being seen through other people’s myopic vision.

Teresa Y. Roberson enlightened the audience about how to enter fools’ paradise through credit card overextension.

A brief fools’ photoshoot broke out!

Thom the World Poet, accompanied by DJ Cabrini Green and Daniel Davila, incorporated all the previous poets’ facets of paradise along with an audience shout out to weave in “angels.”

Then, the open mic began.

Jeffery Hollie

Trevor

Tim Tealer

Jonathan Lowell

Jason

Birdman 313

David Lester Young

Roger

Patricia Fiske

Neal

Lila McCall

John Kojak

Christina M. Jackson

Daniel Davila

Brian

Stefani

Thom the World Poet

Big “Thank You” to the record-making audience who attended the culminating show of the Austin International Poetry Festival!

She was a mighty woman

In life’s race, fast she ran

Upon her foundation

Arose our tribal nation

Her name’s not widely known

Yet she deserves a throne

She knew how to survive

Through us, her wisdom’s alive

The Austin Writers Roulette celebrated Mother’s Day the best way they knew how…through poetry, music and storytelling at a new venue, Malvern Books.

El Guapo showered accolades to all the forgotten queens.

Magic Jack ATX shared the experience of recently receiving a birthday card from his mother.

He then played his own original Mother’s Day song.

Daniel Davila accompanied him on clarinet.

Birdman 313 had been writing a Mother’s Day poem of praise for his mother the past 15 years.

Patricia Fiske read several poems about a mother’s unconditional love and her second thoughts.

Elijah McLaughlin shared what he should have said to his mother a forever ago.

Allyson Whipple guided us through an ekphrastic experience, involving Cleopatra, a historically famous mother.

She handed out flyers with one of Cleopatra’s legends on one side and her own poetical response to it on the other side.

Daniel Davila taught us the fine art of forgiveness by forgiving his mother for their turbulent relationship.

Lila McCall remembered the almost forgotten queens from both sides of her family trees.

Teresa Y. Roberson gave honor to mothers for the priceless legacy they have endowed their surviving children.

Thom the World Poet brought evidence about the power of poetry. Daniel Davila and Magic Jack ATX provided mood music.

He also gifted everyone a fresh sprig of rosemary from his garden.

Jeffery Hollie started the open mic.

Elijah McLaughlin

Daniel Davila

Birdman 313

Allyson

El Guapo

SylviAnn Murray

Thom the World Poet with Magic Jack ATX and Daniel Davila

This was not the plan

Abort quickly as we can

Should’ve been a cinch

Until that monkey wrench

Are we having fun yet?

May be something we regret

We’ll look back & laugh later

For now, get the hell outta here

Half the Rouletters gathered at a new time and a relatively new venue to start “Trainwreck Adventures.”

By the time we broke for intermission, the vast majority of us were accounted for!

Jason Hodge walked into the venue just in time to spin a trainwreck tale about lovers in a bar.

Donna Dechen Birdwell read a trainwreck episode from her newly published novel, The Way of the Serpent.

Brooke Lancaster performed a queasy tale about the irrational fear of vomiting on someone.

Robert Bayless ranted about the educational trainwreck perpetuated by high-stakes testing.

Allyson Whipple showed that some relatives are living trainwrecks.

Teresa Y. Roberson celebrated her reunion of physical injuries in pursuit of happiness and adventure.

Lila McCall shared a few trainwreck stories about trying to have a good time.

Thom the World Poet, accompanied by Daniel Davila on clarinet and Cabrini Green on tambourine, recounted the adventure of his birth today and then some!

The open mic began with Nathan.

Amy

Kim

Cabrini Green

Daniel Davila

El Guapo

Allyson Whipple

Lila McCall

Rose Lawson

Stephanie Webb

Brooke & Susan

Element 615

Join us again on July 12th for “Cosmic Casino.”

Born into life’s gamble

Few instructions or preamble

Luck of the draw

Gets you just so far

Play the hand you’re dealt

Lay your bid on the felt

Enjoy the game throughout

Before you cash out

The Rouletters slowly trickled in.

Next thing you know, more appeared.

Then we had everyone’s favorite poker hand, a full house!

Everyone’s favorite poker hand, except one…Royal Flush, the host for Cosmic Casino.

Her Highness gave out card bling rings to all who attended.

Geovani Zambrana read a series of whimsical poems inspired by random circumstances.

Birdman 313 described the odds of winning at casino love.

Allyson Whipple predicted horoscopes, using random numbers and Oulipo.

Lila McCall shared moments from her past lives, thanks to regressive hypnosis.

Stephanie Webb emoted about playing the hand life dealt her.

Teresa Y. Roberson explained how everyone is born a winner, given the incredible odds of popping into existence in the first place.

Thom the World Poet, accompanied by Magic Jack ATX on guitar, got his cosmic hustle on.

THE OPEN MIC ARTISTS

Geovani Zambrana

(This clip shows the performances of Geovani Zambrana, Robert Bayless, & C. Cimmone)

Robert Bayless

C. Cimmone

Allyson Whipple

(This clip shows the performances of Allyson Whipple, Lila McCall, David Lester Young, Magic Jack ATX, Birdman 313, Element 615, Mackenzie, Thom the World Poet and Magic Jack ATX.)

Lila McCall

David Lester Young

Magic Jack ATX

Birdman 313

Element 615

Mackenzie

Thom the World Poet & Magic Jack ATX

Her Royal Highness rewarded Magic Jack ATX with a coveted red lipstick kiss.

And she gifted a photo op to Robert Bayless.

Everyone’s invited to the next roulette: “Show & Tale,” Sunday, August 9th!

No this is not a typo

You should know this type o’

Theme

Means

Bring a prop up

Memes being propped up

Something in the hand

Shows some thing at hand

Hands down, Donna Dechen Birdwell won the unofficial costume contest with her shapeshifting/time-traveling outfit!

This colorful gathering of Rouletters also brought visual aids to go along with their stories and poetry.

Birdman 313 kicked off the show, recounting childhood dreams to adult bling along with his collection of chapbooks.

Video link to the performances of Birdman 313 and Aimee Mackovic:

Aimee Mackovic painted a portrait of herself from her favorite childhood toy, Gigi.

Donna Dechen Birdwell spun a tale about shapeshifting/time-traveling beings on a quest to save humans from themselves.

Robert Bayless gave a brief history about the military creation of meth…and was the only Rouletter asked NOT to bring a visual!

Teresa Y. Roberson read an excerpt from her soon-to-be-published, Adventures of Infinity & Negativa, and brought its opening painting.

Thom the World Poet, accompanied by Magic Jack ATX, gifted the audience with black and white pictures as he shared the history of Woodstock, Salado Legends and other local creative gatherings.

Magic Jack ATX began the open mic.

Hamish

Video link to the performances of the open mic artists: Hamish, Elijah, Nori, Robin, Louise, Ben, Birdman 313, Aimee, & Thom the World Poet accompanied by Magic Jack ATX

Elijah

Nori

Robin

Louise

Ben

Birdman 313

Aimee

Thom the World Poet & Magic Jack ATX